Wooden surfboard show and tell.
Maybe the reason we haven't been graced with the grating prescence of Roy lately can be explained by this up and coming event.
For those familiar with the quirks of Roy you'll know he refuses to travel by air.
So maybe....just maybe.... he's currently stowed away on a tramp steamer somewhere inbetween Un zed and Bris Vegas with no interweb access.
I wonder if we can see a fist fight between Roy and Kayu if he turns up?