Hey don't be so hard on these guys..... I mean if you don't know, you don't know right?
I mean a leash has TWO ends. It can get pretty confusing sometimes.
I was going to ask for a tutorial on how to wax a board next. That's pretty confusing too..... there's all the different colours and shapes and brands and shit, and of course the different waxes for different WATER TEMPERATURES..... Then I saw this.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO9eNGy9nDw
Which just goes to prove the adage that "It is impossible to satirize modern life".