CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

[RockHard]

PLEEEEEZE make it stop! It's the most gay move of any sport and should be banned permanently from all beaches.
What does it do? NOTHING! It DOES NOT LOOK 'CLASSIC"...it looks GAY! Knock it off right now and I call on all other sufers to not tolerate such a bullshit "move" as horrible as 'cross stepping'. It's the worst. Only a feckwit seppo could disagree. Throw rocks and hurl obsecenities at the rat bastard! Cross stepping...who the hell came up with that shit?

[watourmann]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI

[Black]

Cross stepping combined with cross dressing - perfect combo!

[Chris F]

God, not him again.

[DrJive]

was just thinking that..

what the fuck has this weirdo been doing in the interim

[Kamikaze]

And why does he keep going on about seppo's. he's american isn't he?

[surfinsmiler]

Jail time expired?

[zboy]

and there was me thinkin people who had longboards, had them because they cant surf properly

[flacky]

dick

[henryg]

Welcome back RockHard you massive wanker

[kookie-monster]

whatever

[Chris F]

And why does he keep going on about seppo's. he's american isn't he?

Tried explaining that, but stupid people are like old computers; you have to punch the information in directly.

[Kamikaze]

And why does he keep going on about seppo's. he's american isn't he?

Tried explaining that, but stupid people are like old computers; you have to punch the information in directly.

No no no.... on a computer you only have to punch the information once. Stupid people you have to do it multiple times.

How come we always have to have a forum twat. deadly fucks off, jon turns up. john fucks off, roy arrives. roy seems to have gone, rockhard is back. Is this abit like the muller yougurt pleaseure/pain ratio?

[Chris F]

I'd rather have roy or deadly than this fuckzip.

[surfinsmiler]

You've got to admit he's trolltastic though?

[Monkey_Alan]

YAWN

[pst]

[RockHard]

Cross stepping is very gay, but seppo feckwit Henryg is even worse.

[RockHard]

I'd rather have roy or deadly than this fuckzip.

Sounds quite homo you squid sucking man hole seppo lipped cum quat din bat boingo butt face. I bet you cross DRESS too!

[RockHard]

and there was me thinkin people who had longboards, had them because they cant surf properly

Well,.....actually you're correct! Longboards are okay if you actually SURF on the damn thing, BUT 99% of the feckwit zippo wank-job seppos just stand there like godamn statues! It's like watching a video about Easter Island!!! Damn stiff legged pot bellied feckwits. You senile rat bastardos should take up knitting or something ..., like Henryg!

[RockHard]

God, not him again.

Did you miss me?

[Roy Stuart]

I'd rather have roy or deadly than this fuckzip.

Well congratulations you have all three.

Of course he's right about cross stepping being an abomination but in my opinion the situation is self tending ( those who are stupid enough to do it do so ) so no intervention is required.

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[Roy Stuart]

And why does he keep going on about seppo's. he's american isn't he?

Tried explaining that, but stupid people are like old computers; you have to punch the information in directly.

No no no.... on a computer you only have to punch the information once. Stupid people you have to do it multiple times.

How come we always have to have a forum twat. deadly fucks off, jon turns up. john fucks off, roy arrives. roy seems to have gone, rockhard is back. Is this abit like the muller yougurt pleaseure/pain ratio?

Yeah how about cloning yourself .

[Kamikaze]

I'd rather have roy or deadly than this fuckzip.

Well congratulations you have all three.

Of course he's right about cross stepping being an abomination but in my opinion the situation is self tending ( those who are stupid enough to do it do so ) so no intervention is required.

.

Congratulations ROCKHARD you are in agreement with roy.


And if cross stepping is pointless surely you could say the same for aerials.

[RockHard]

AERIALS??? HAHAHAHAHA! That old tired SKATEBOARD move is sooooo overplayed, over photographed, and over hyped that it makes you wonder if 11 year olds are controlling the surf industry. Tricks are for feckwits and half wits.
Now back to cross-stepping: Same thing, feckwits and halfwits.
Early on, people incorporated surfing into their skateboarding, now it's the complete opposite and what you're left with is several generations of 'performance' (star wannabe) surfers who are actually missing the entire point as well as the essence of pure surfing pleasure.

People are sheep. That's why they cross step. They've seen other people do it and read in magazines that cross stepping is "classic" so they do it too. C'mon you sheep...have an original thought from time to time. Trust me. I've been in the water for DECADES and cross stepping never was and never will be "classic". My ass is classic.

[flacky]

Cross stepping is the smoothest way to move along the board. It's not a move.

[grubster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZKe0hi3i8



yes indeed its a beautifull thing

[Alwayzthekook]

it makes you wonder if 11 year olds are controlling the surf industry. Tricks are for feckwits and half wits.

haha - fair point!

[Kamikaze]

Wish I could cross step

[mal-nourished]

goose stepping is the next big thing you heard it here first..