CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby shackattack2 » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:13 pm

RockHard wrote:AERIALS??? HAHAHAHAHA! That old tired SKATEBOARD move is sooooo overplayed, over photographed, and over hyped that it makes you wonder if 11 year olds are controlling the surf industry. Tricks are for feckwits and half wits. :shock:


You know whats overplayed and overhyped........ arthritic over the hill surfers knocking the athletic ability of younger generations.

RockHard wrote:Early on, people incorporated surfing into their skateboarding, now it's the complete opposite and what you're left with is several generations of 'performance' (star wannabe) surfers who are actually missing the entire point as well as the essence of pure surfing pleasure.


What is "pure surfing"? Is it another vague concept used by psuedo cool types to gain some air of superiority, usually cause they have a complex about being shite? If your so confident in your beliefs then you should be happy to do your own thing, while letting "the sheep" bleet away.
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Re: STEP CROSSING STOPS TO NEED !!!

Postby Roy Stuart » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:52 pm

shackattack2 wrote:
If your so confident in your beliefs then you should be happy to do your own thing, while letting "the sheep" bleet away.



Hmmm but what if doing his own thing involves hassling sheep ?

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Re: NEED STEPPING CROSSES TO STOP!!!

Postby Roy Stuart » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:55 pm

grubster wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZKe0hi3i8



8) yes indeed its a beautifull thing




Hahahahahahahah !! ... it's like an intellectual handicap !

:mrgreen:
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Re: STOP STEPPING NEEDS TO CROSS!!!

Postby Roy Stuart » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:58 pm

flacky wrote:
Cross stepping is the smoothest way to move along the board. It's not a move.



It's smoother to abstain.... cross stepping is the opposite of smooth.
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby kookie-monster » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:07 pm

So what is it we sheep should be doing? Cross step and you are an intellectually handicapped ruminant and if you pull airs you are an 11 year old skate boarding seppo feckwit. So would those in the know please define in easy to understand language just what it is we should be doing.
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Re: STOP STEPPING NEEDS TO CROSS!!!

Postby flacky » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:16 pm

Roy Stuart wrote:
flacky wrote:
Cross stepping is the smoothest way to move along the board. It's not a move.



It's smoother to abstain.... cross stepping is the opposite of smooth.


Opinion. And a bankrupt opinion.
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby mal-nourished » Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:51 pm

roy roy roy.. :-(
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Re: NEED STEPPING CROSSES TO STOP!!!

Postby grubster » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:28 am

Roy Stuart wrote:
grubster wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZKe0hi3i8



8) yes indeed its a beautifull thing




Hahahahahahahah !! ... it's like an intellectual handicap !

:mrgreen:



:wink: So predictable Roy .

:roll: Lets just leave the intelectuall stuff in the carpark ,who needs it .Surf how you want to .


Im suprised noseriding hasnt been mentioned yet :mrgreen:
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby Roy Stuart » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:09 am

kookie-monster wrote:So what is it we sheep should be doing? Cross step and you are an intellectually handicapped ruminant and if you pull airs you are an 11 year old skate boarding seppo feckwit. So would those in the know please define in easy to understand language just what it is we should be doing.


Cross stepping presumably.

Alternatively you could pull airs..

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Re: STOP STEPPING NEEDS TO CROSS!!!

Postby Roy Stuart » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:12 am

flacky wrote:
Roy Stuart wrote:
flacky wrote:
Cross stepping is the smoothest way to move along the board. It's not a move.



It's smoother to abstain.... cross stepping is the opposite of smooth.


Opinion. And a bankrupt opinion.




Currently the said opinion is quite well funded and is definitely solvent.

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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby Roy Stuart » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:14 am

By the way Flacky saying that cross stepping is a way to move but isn't a move is moronic term straining doubletalk .
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby Roy Stuart » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:19 am

mal-nourished wrote:
roy roy roy.. :-(



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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby Roy Stuart » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:21 am

shackattack2 wrote:
What is "pure surfing"?



An excellent question

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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby flacky » Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:55 am

Roy Stuart wrote:By the way Flacky saying that cross stepping is a way to move but isn't a move is moronic term straining doubletalk .

That'll be home schooling for you roy.
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby buttholesurfer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:47 am

mal-nourished wrote:goose stepping is the next big thing you heard it here first.. :wink:


Must admit that's my preferred method of board travel! Achtung!!!!
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby surfinsmiler » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:48 pm

Seem to remember you extolling the virtues of a certain longboarder at Juno(?) not long ago.You even went to the trouble of finding out the name of said surfer and kissed his ass publicly on this forum.Bet he was cross-stepping some of the time you had your dick in your hand.
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby Rickyroughneck » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:17 pm

shackattack2 wrote:What is "pure surfing"? Is it another vague concept used by psuedo cool types to gain some air of superiority, usually cause they have a complex about being shite? If your so confident in your beliefs then you should be happy to do your own thing, while letting "the sheep" bleet away.


This. If someone else wants to cross step, it is not ones place to criticise.

Criticising the move (as in this thread) is just a feeble attempt at social conditioning them to the opposite; and by refusing to cross-step based on it being a publicised move to sell defunct malibu boards is again, social conditioning (a negative response).

In the end the only wrong is the negative attitude of naysayers.


Kudos to the first person with a video of themselves goose-stepping their board!
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby kayu » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:52 pm

Hahahaha!....it sounds like Rockhard is copying Roy , and Roy is jealous because people are responding... :lol: :lol: ...it's like two knobs competing for a prize... :lol:
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby mal-nourished » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:47 pm

its just two prize... knobs.. :roll:
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:22 am

buttholesurfer wrote:
mal-nourished wrote:goose stepping is the next big thing you heard it here first.. :wink:


Must admit that's my preferred method of board travel! Achtung!!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: £5 to the 1st Weeder to post a vid of himself / herself goose stepping on a log ..... gonna try that next time I'm out
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby kayu » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:37 am

It won't be me.....I'm still trying to perfect the "moose" , so I can put it on youtube.. 8)
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby Chris F » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:53 am

ATTMFKH wrote:
buttholesurfer wrote:
mal-nourished wrote:goose stepping is the next big thing you heard it here first.. :wink:


Must admit that's my preferred method of board travel! Achtung!!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: £5 to the 1st Weeder to post a vid of himself / herself goose stepping on a log ..... gonna try that next time I'm out


I think I've go a pic of me doing it, but it wasn't intentional, just having a bit of a spazz out.
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:37 pm

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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby flacky » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:05 pm

haha, I posted the trailer to this on facebook this morning and have dug out my vhs.
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby RockHard » Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:20 pm

Nose PICKING is preferable to nose RIDING.
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby flacky » Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:47 pm

I'm sure it is at your age.
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby RockHard » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:30 am

The next time you see some geezer doing a sweet dainty little tippy toe cross step, like some fairy ballet boy, you'll notice how rediculous that bowel "move" actually looks and you'll have ROCKHARD to Thank for it! 8)

Yes laddies, it seems as if I, RockHard, has finally gotten through to your empty seppo filled feck-heads. 8)
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I once saw Kayu aka: 'Kook-YOU' wearing mascara, lip gloss, and SNEAKERS while navigating one of those Roy-Built lumber vessels on a 2 foot day, and he actually tripped over one of the untied laces while attempting one of his typically lame cross step puke moves. :oops: Almost drowned in the crashing 2 foot waves but was helped back to shore by some blind, handicapped, leg-less kids from Brixton. :lol: But then again, it could have been 'Mal-nourished' that I saw, however Mal usually wears those polka dot high heels he borrowed from his lover Henryg. :shock:

If you exclude ChrisF, CROSS STEPPING IS THE WORST THING, WELL,....EVER! :evil:
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby Roy Stuart » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:16 am

A very accurate observation regarding MR F.
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby kayu » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:17 am

Rock n Roll is dead !....we now have Rock n Roy... :lol: ....expect the nonsense meter to reach a new all-time high, as they battle each other for the ultimate online surf forum award !!!!..the '' I Can be a Bigger Dick-Head Than You"" trophy and the "How to Make Freinds and Influence People Online" award ! a duel to the death between pedantic "nerd" logic and unprovable claims versus rude wise cracks and below-the belt jokes about your mother.....sit back and enjoy , entertainment like this may only come once a month !.. :lol:
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Re: CROSS STEPPING NEEDS TO STOP!!!

Postby mal-nourished » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:37 am

strange coincidence rockhard and roy turn up together and the two topics are cross stepping and noseriding... :lol: we werent all born yesterday.
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