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UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:07 pm
by RockHard
Clearly the worst looking move in the history of surfing. Face planting is preferable to the dreaded 'cross step'. I'd rather sleep with henryg's handicapped wife (she looks like an ostrich) for a year than do the dainty little gay looking CROSS steppy toe crap for even a seppo second.

Re: UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:38 am
by Rickyroughneck
I think you secretly cross-step around your house when no one is watching.

Re: UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:18 am
by shackattack2
Yes, he who protests too much obviously has something to hide........

Re: UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:52 am
by Roy Stuart
He's right you know...

Re: UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:52 pm
by flacky
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.

Ben Kingsley said that.

Re: UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:38 am
by Roy Stuart
Silly Boy we are laughing loudly at the ridiculous pastime, usually the anger comes from those whose super serious attitude to their stepping can't handle being mocked.

Besides, as stated previously I'm all for nose riding and cross stepping remaining popular.

Creativity requires the destruction of old ideas by the way... negativity and positivity are thus inextricably linked.

Re: UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:41 am
by Roy Stuart
Rickyroughneck wrote:I think you secretly cross-step around your house when no one is watching.


Haha I do it at home because it makes my wife laugh... :-D

Re: UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:15 am
by GeeVee
Roy Stuart wrote:Creativity requires the destruction of old ideas by the way... negativity and positivity are thus inextricably linked.

Bullshit.
The clue is in the word: "Creativity".
Old ideas are superceded, not destroyed, by the new superior ideas becoming accepted.

It isn't creative in any way shape or form to badmouth existing ideas.
If it was, you would be the most creative guy on the planet, rather than the most deluded.

Re: UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:53 pm
by flacky
Roy Stuart wrote:Silly Boy we are laughing loudly at the ridiculous pastime, usually the anger comes from those whose super serious attitude to their stepping can't handle being mocked.

Besides, as stated previously I'm all for nose riding and cross stepping remaining popular.

Creativity requires the destruction of old ideas by the way... negativity and positivity are thus inextricably linked.


Surely 17ft boards ridden like Terry Tracy are old ideas?

Re: UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:54 pm
by flacky
Roy Stuart wrote:
Rickyroughneck wrote:I think you secretly cross-step around your house when no one is watching.


Haha I do it at home because it makes my wife laugh... :-D


You'll get it in the end.

Re: UNSPEAKABLE HORROR/CROSS STEP

PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:53 pm
by kayu
Only a real cock-head would start a thread like this !.... :lol: ....time is precious Rock hard, find a girlfriend or learn to surf or play golf maybe or football ....you need to do something constructive with your life , because I am starting to feel sorry for you.... :-(