NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby RockHard » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:18 pm

Seriously, Why in the world does this ancient "move" still exist in the ever changing world in which we live in? :?:

Fact: If you are on a wave and you are nose riding it means only means one thing: YOU'RE GOING REALLY SLOW. :shock:

Fact: If you are on a wave and you are cross stepping it means you are going SLOW! :oops:

Fact: Slow + Slow = KOOK. :shock:

Now quit your 'kookin' and get MOVING. :arrow:
The days of Roy the Woodcock and fat assed Gidgett are long gone. :oops:
It's not stiff legged beer gut Lance Carson at Rincon anymore. :oops: C'mon feckwits! Your falling behind the seppos! :lol:
The next time you see a kook cross stepping on his way to the nose, give then a full ration of verbal harrangue. :evil: It's the new mandatory and it will be enforced whenever I'm in the water! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby kookie-monster » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:08 pm

I look forward to the photos
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby roberdy » Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:19 pm

actually slightly more desperately needing of attention than the one about cross-stepping, as if that was possible!
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Johnny_rad » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:49 pm

FACT off smiley face man..
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby RockHard » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:25 am

Johnny_rad wrote:FACT off smiley face man..

Smiley face man? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: C'mon pickle breath, you can be more imaginitive than than can't you? :?: Please do not feel ashamed of your nose picking or your nose riding but DO feel deep regret over trying to one up the ROCKHARD of the species. Many have tried, all have failed. Have you tried a strong laxative? :shock:
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Roy Stuart » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:05 am

Rockhard you are doing the right thing, encouraging noseriding via reverse psychology ensures the survival of the inferior nose riding sub species thereby reducing competition.
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby grubster » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:44 am

^^^^For some funny reason Im reminded of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkefjCES-4


Cant figure out who is who though :lol:
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Surf Fuerteventura » Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:23 pm

Sound to me like someone is getting frustrated in "getting to the nose".

No worries mate. It will come soon if you continue to practice.

Cheers,
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Kamikaze » Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:35 pm

Out of interest according to our american friend, what moves are we allowed to do? old moves cross stepping, nose riding are out. new moves aerials etc are a no no, and wax is over rated (so that leaves standing up out of it).


I'm thinking cocksoft is a body boarder.
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby flacky » Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:26 pm

Sounds to me like rockhard and roy are hiding in their comfort zone. And scared to get out of it. It's easy, you just pretend that nothing matters, and you are perfectly content to stay as you are, rather than try to do something, fall off, get a bit embarrassed when the seppos laugh at you, so you say, "No, it's crap, redundant, irrelevant"

Jog on lads. You're stood still and the world's passing you by.
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby mal-nourished » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:10 pm

wouldnt be suprised if rockhard is roys alter ego... :!:
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Chai Wallah » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:23 pm

I reckon it is his son/daughter/wife

Roy goes quiet and rock starts up
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Rickyroughneck » Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:33 pm

Reminds me of the Red Dwarf with the two Rimmers, they will be at each others throat soon enough!
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Johnny_rad » Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:51 pm

[quote="RockHard"][quote="Johnny_rad"]FACT off smiley face man..[/quote]
Smiley face man? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: C'mon pickle breath, you can be more imaginitive than than can't you? :?: Please do not feel ashamed of your nose picking or your nose riding but DO feel deep regret over trying to one up the ROCKHARD of the species. Many have tried, all have failed. Have you tried a strong laxative? :shock:[/quote]

aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! WHAT??? ROCKFORBRAINS.. You have about as much whitt as the dog s hite I stepped in last week....

Give it up!! You just sound like a ranting little TW@T!

Sorry! did I say "smiley face man"??

Meant "smiley face BOY"!!

Just to let you know. I am a shortboarder who could easly teach you a thing or 50..

I have a little more respect for the roots of the sport that I love...
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Chris F » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:17 am

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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Kamikaze » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:05 pm

Oh man that even looks like roy
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Roy Stuart » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:14 pm

gutted
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby kayu » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:18 pm

Roy Stuart wrote:gutted

You may be gutted Roy , but at least you've found a new "soul mate"..... :wink:
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby RockHard » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:49 pm

Chris F wrote:Image

Self portrait Chris?
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby RockHard » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:53 pm

Kamikaze wrote:Out of interest according to our american friend, what moves are we allowed to do? old moves cross stepping, nose riding are out. new moves aerials etc are a no no, and wax is over rated (so that leaves standing up out of it).


I'm thinking cocksoft is a body boarder.

if every bodyboard sponger in the known Universe were to suddenly drop dead all at once....I'd be ok with that. :shock:
That goes for nose ridin' cross steppers too! :lol:
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby RockHard » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:55 pm

Roy Stuart wrote:Rockhard you are doing the right thing, encouraging noseriding via reverse psychology ensures the survival of the inferior nose riding sub species thereby reducing competition.

HUH?
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby flacky » Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:54 pm

RockHard wrote:
Kamikaze wrote:Out of interest according to our american friend, what moves are we allowed to do? old moves cross stepping, nose riding are out. new moves aerials etc are a no no, and wax is over rated (so that leaves standing up out of it).


I'm thinking cocksoft is a body boarder.

if every bodyboard sponger in the known Universe were to suddenly drop dead all at once....I'd be ok with that. :shock:
That goes for nose ridin' cross steppers too! :lol:


You missed Seppos out.
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Roy Stuart » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:56 am

RockHard wrote:
Roy Stuart wrote:Rockhard you are doing the right thing, encouraging noseriding via reverse psychology ensures the survival of the inferior nose riding sub species thereby reducing competition.


HUH?


Having trouble reading Cornflake ?

Noseriding is a HANDICAP which allows those of us who don't have it to rule the waves more easily.

Thus it should be encouraged... there are two ways to do this: one is to say how amazing noseriding is; the other is to say how stupid it is.

Next...
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby kayu » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:25 am

Roy Stuart wrote:
RockHard wrote:
Roy Stuart wrote:Rockhard you are doing the right thing, encouraging noseriding via reverse psychology ensures the survival of the inferior nose riding sub species thereby reducing competition.


HUH?


Having trouble reading Cornflake ?



Next...

..not nice Roy.. :-( ........and here's me thinkin Rock would be the newest member of the "Royettes" !
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Kamikaze » Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:13 am

So out of interest RockCake, What sort of surfing and manoeuvres do you think we should be doing?
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby kookie-monster » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:15 pm

Don't think he has time for 'manouvers', too busy paddling after folk to scream at them they are 'DOING IT WRONG :evil: :shock: :roll: :-x :P :-| '
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby flacky » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:48 pm

"You're a seppo. And you're a seppo, Oi..., seppo bastard, she's a seppo, and him". etc.
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby RockHard » Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:09 pm

Kamikaze wrote:So out of interest RockCake, What sort of surfing and manoeuvres do you think we should be doing?


Glad you asked! :!:
For openers, HANDSTANDS would be fine and are acceptable however Tandem surfing is OUT! Especially if it's two sepp-holes like Kamikazze and Mal_nourished. :shock:

Another good move is called the "bad doggie " where you get on all fours, lift one leg, and RIP! :shock: Impresses the chicks too.
Cool RockHard move number 3 is this: The tradidional "No pants dance". :? This is where you catch a wave and then drop your drawers. Simple, timeless, effective. I can't do this manuever due to my massive wanker.
Want more? Move #4 is the.."FECKWIT SEPP-HOLE" .....more about that later.
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby mal-nourished » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:18 pm

gee ive got a mention from rock-hard i feel ive really made the bigtime... :-(
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Re: NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

Postby Kamikaze » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:50 pm

mal-nourished wrote:gee ive got a mention from rock-hard i feel ive really made the bigtime... :-(



me to.


Thanks for this award, i'd especially like to thank my mum, my dad and all the farm animals (especially flossie) without which I'd have never been good enough to win this prestigious award.

I still don't get why he keeps going on about seppos though.
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