NOSE RIDING MUST STOP NOW!

[RockHard]

Seriously, Why in the world does this ancient "move" still exist in the ever changing world in which we live in?

Fact: If you are on a wave and you are nose riding it means only means one thing: YOU'RE GOING REALLY SLOW.

Fact: If you are on a wave and you are cross stepping it means you are going SLOW!

Fact: Slow + Slow = KOOK.

Now quit your 'kookin' and get MOVING.
The days of Roy the Woodcock and fat assed Gidgett are long gone.
It's not stiff legged beer gut Lance Carson at Rincon anymore. C'mon feckwits! Your falling behind the seppos!
The next time you see a kook cross stepping on his way to the nose, give then a full ration of verbal harrangue. It's the new mandatory and it will be enforced whenever I'm in the water!

[kookie-monster]

I look forward to the photos

[roberdy]

actually slightly more desperately needing of attention than the one about cross-stepping, as if that was possible!

[Johnny_rad]

FACT off smiley face man..

[RockHard]

FACT off smiley face man..

Smiley face man? C'mon pickle breath, you can be more imaginitive than than can't you? Please do not feel ashamed of your nose picking or your nose riding but DO feel deep regret over trying to one up the ROCKHARD of the species. Many have tried, all have failed. Have you tried a strong laxative?

[Roy Stuart]

Rockhard you are doing the right thing, encouraging noseriding via reverse psychology ensures the survival of the inferior nose riding sub species thereby reducing competition.

[grubster]

^^^^For some funny reason Im reminded of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkefjCES-4


Cant figure out who is who though

[Surf Fuerteventura]

Sound to me like someone is getting frustrated in "getting to the nose".

No worries mate. It will come soon if you continue to practice.

Cheers,

Surf Fuerteventura

[Kamikaze]

Out of interest according to our american friend, what moves are we allowed to do? old moves cross stepping, nose riding are out. new moves aerials etc are a no no, and wax is over rated (so that leaves standing up out of it).


I'm thinking cocksoft is a body boarder.

[flacky]

Sounds to me like rockhard and roy are hiding in their comfort zone. And scared to get out of it. It's easy, you just pretend that nothing matters, and you are perfectly content to stay as you are, rather than try to do something, fall off, get a bit embarrassed when the seppos laugh at you, so you say, "No, it's crap, redundant, irrelevant"

Jog on lads. You're stood still and the world's passing you by.

[mal-nourished]

wouldnt be suprised if rockhard is roys alter ego...

[Chai Wallah]

I reckon it is his son/daughter/wife

Roy goes quiet and rock starts up

[Rickyroughneck]

Reminds me of the Red Dwarf with the two Rimmers, they will be at each others throat soon enough!

[Johnny_rad]

[quote="RockHard"][quote="Johnny_rad"]FACT off smiley face man..[/quote]
Smiley face man? C'mon pickle breath, you can be more imaginitive than than can't you? Please do not feel ashamed of your nose picking or your nose riding but DO feel deep regret over trying to one up the ROCKHARD of the species. Many have tried, all have failed. Have you tried a strong laxative? [/quote]

aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! WHAT??? ROCKFORBRAINS.. You have about as much whitt as the dog s hite I stepped in last week....

Give it up!! You just sound like a ranting little TW@T!

Sorry! did I say "smiley face man"??

Meant "smiley face BOY"!!

Just to let you know. I am a shortboarder who could easly teach you a thing or 50..

I have a little more respect for the roots of the sport that I love...

[Chris F]

[Kamikaze]

Oh man that even looks like roy

[Roy Stuart]

gutted

[kayu]

gutted

You may be gutted Roy , but at least you've found a new "soul mate".....

[RockHard]

Self portrait Chris?

[RockHard]

Out of interest according to our american friend, what moves are we allowed to do? old moves cross stepping, nose riding are out. new moves aerials etc are a no no, and wax is over rated (so that leaves standing up out of it).


I'm thinking cocksoft is a body boarder.

if every bodyboard sponger in the known Universe were to suddenly drop dead all at once....I'd be ok with that.
That goes for nose ridin' cross steppers too!

[RockHard]

Rockhard you are doing the right thing, encouraging noseriding via reverse psychology ensures the survival of the inferior nose riding sub species thereby reducing competition.

HUH?

[flacky]

Out of interest according to our american friend, what moves are we allowed to do? old moves cross stepping, nose riding are out. new moves aerials etc are a no no, and wax is over rated (so that leaves standing up out of it).


I'm thinking cocksoft is a body boarder.

if every bodyboard sponger in the known Universe were to suddenly drop dead all at once....I'd be ok with that.
That goes for nose ridin' cross steppers too!

You missed Seppos out.

[Roy Stuart]

Rockhard you are doing the right thing, encouraging noseriding via reverse psychology ensures the survival of the inferior nose riding sub species thereby reducing competition.

HUH?

Having trouble reading Cornflake ?

Noseriding is a HANDICAP which allows those of us who don't have it to rule the waves more easily.

Thus it should be encouraged... there are two ways to do this: one is to say how amazing noseriding is; the other is to say how stupid it is.

Next...

[kayu]

Rockhard you are doing the right thing, encouraging noseriding via reverse psychology ensures the survival of the inferior nose riding sub species thereby reducing competition.

HUH?

Having trouble reading Cornflake ?



Next...

..not nice Roy.. ........and here's me thinkin Rock would be the newest member of the "Royettes" !

[Kamikaze]

So out of interest RockCake, What sort of surfing and manoeuvres do you think we should be doing?

[kookie-monster]

Don't think he has time for 'manouvers', too busy paddling after folk to scream at them they are 'DOING IT WRONG '

[flacky]

"You're a seppo. And you're a seppo, Oi..., seppo bastard, she's a seppo, and him". etc.

[RockHard]

So out of interest RockCake, What sort of surfing and manoeuvres do you think we should be doing?

Glad you asked!
For openers, HANDSTANDS would be fine and are acceptable however Tandem surfing is OUT! Especially if it's two sepp-holes like Kamikazze and Mal_nourished.

Another good move is called the "bad doggie " where you get on all fours, lift one leg, and RIP! Impresses the chicks too.
Cool RockHard move number 3 is this: The tradidional "No pants dance". This is where you catch a wave and then drop your drawers. Simple, timeless, effective. I can't do this manuever due to my massive wanker.
Want more? Move #4 is the.."FECKWIT SEPP-HOLE" .....more about that later.

[mal-nourished]

gee ive got a mention from rock-hard i feel ive really made the bigtime...

[Kamikaze]

gee ive got a mention from rock-hard i feel ive really made the bigtime...

me to.


Thanks for this award, i'd especially like to thank my mum, my dad and all the farm animals (especially flossie) without which I'd have never been good enough to win this prestigious award.

I still don't get why he keeps going on about seppos though.