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Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:54 pm
by smelly skater
Hi guys was thinking of starting up a making wetsuits career all input will be read with interest !! :-) i would obviously wear gloves when measuring up danny1 :-) also wat is the best wetsuit :lol:

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:17 pm
by Black
I think you should make them with 2 arms, 2 legs and a body section. They work well with that combination. Also a codpiece, I can't find any with a codpiece?

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:54 am
by Philshoz
How about one with a completely different entry system?

Maybe a zip that goes down the side from thigh to underarm.

(do tell us more about the Danny experience.... :oops: )

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:50 am
by waxer00
i`d make one that`s reversible,to get rid of pubes caught in the fleece :P

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:55 am
by smelly skater
Im soooo stoked with these ideas !!! Im gonna make millions i could maybe make some special wetsuits pants for you waxer :-D :-D I loving it zips codpiece why has xcel not done this :-) i spoke to some dude this morning at saunton who had one foot on the nose of his longboard while the other foot was right on the tail im gonna sponsor him

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:11 am
by roberdy
this thread should be over in the wetsuits and gear forum..... :roll:

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:55 am
by smelly skater
Sorry i just got caught up in the moment :lol: :lol:

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:51 am
by waxer00
i`d make a sufboard shaped wetsuit,therefore killing two birds with one stone. 8)

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:52 am
by waxer00
and roberdy ,take that tit off your head you forum facsist.!

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:58 am
by waxer00
Philshoz wrote:How about one with a completely different entry system?

Maybe a zip that goes down the side from thigh to underarm.


this is poosibly a bloody good idea :lol:

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:01 pm
by waxer00
smelly skater wrote: i could maybe make some special wetsuits pants for you waxer :-D :-D I

it`ll be too cold in the winter just to be wearing pants.......................and for that reason ,i`m out :shock:

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:06 pm
by browncurtains
Careful Smelly ...

Have already patented an 'arse entry' full winter hooded wetsuit.
You climb up through the crutch to gain entry, then it has a double closure velcro system onto both your pubes and the neoprene for a ultra water tight seal.
its still in R&D but i am in negotiation with some of the big players in the wetsuit world as well as Anne summers and some rubber fetish company in holland ....

My marketing dept are working hard on a name still..
As its you, be happy to look at a franchise. Split the country north / south ?

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:32 pm
by Black
waxer00 wrote:
smelly skater wrote: i could maybe make some special wetsuits pants for you waxer :-D :-D I

it`ll be too cold in the winter just to be wearing pants.......................and for that reason ,i`m out :shock:

They're hotpants - very toasty!

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:23 pm
by smelly skater
I think i might quit!! arse entry !! And pants its all too much :lol: :lol:

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:51 pm
by roberdy
waxer00 wrote:and roberdy ,take that tit off your head you forum facsist.!


you may have missed something in my post.... :-D

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:50 pm
by Chris F
How about just glueing the neoprene sheets straight onto your skin? Guarantees no flushing.

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:13 pm
by Philshoz
Chris F wrote:How about just glueing the neoprene sheets straight onto your skin? Guarantees no flushing.


You read my mind Chris....http://www.liquidlatex.com/liquidlatex.html Paint a coat on at the begining of winter, roll in some cut up chips of foam rubber, add another coat and enjoy a snug waterproof winter.

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:10 pm
by waxer00
fuck you guys ,i`m going surfing in a rolled up carpet.pucker job

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:28 pm
by Black
A rolled up carpet? Bloody luxury! When I were a lad we used to wrap us selves up in a used tampon if there were no giblets available. Don't talk to me about carpets.... you posh bastard!

Re: Wetsuit making career ?

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:40 pm
by waxer00
^^ :lol: :lol: