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lifeguard career

Postby waxer00 » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:55 am

hey guys and galls,i`m thinking of a career in guarding peoples lives at the beach and shit.
1.what do you think i should wear whilst saving peoples lives and stuff?
b.do i have to save fat people?
4.can i buy a st bernard with arm floats?
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Re: lifeguard career

Postby smelly skater » Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:02 am

Wow great idea im suprised no one has ever thought about doing this !!! It might be to do with saving fat people ?? I wouldnt do that
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Re: lifeguard career

Postby Philshoz » Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:09 am

Just make sure you get the look.......... 8)

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Re: lifeguard career

Postby Black » Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:14 pm

If you get a male St Bernard, don't cut the testicles off as they are very floaty.
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Re: lifeguard career

Postby waxer00 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:26 am

and they will provide the savee with something to hang on to!
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Re: lifeguard career

Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:09 pm

^^ sounds like the dogs bollocks :-| :mrgreen:
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Re: lifeguard career

Postby buttholesurfer » Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:07 pm

No offence ...but I don't fancy 'mouth to mouth' from you! :shock:
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Re: lifeguard career

Postby waxer00 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:07 pm

^^you sounding like my wife :P
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Re: lifeguard career

Postby Chris F » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:57 am

waxer00 wrote:^^you sounding like my wheyfe :P


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