Surf Magnate Career

[Poo Stance]

Hey Guys,... Im dreaming of being a millionaire and wonder if you think this is a good job for me?! I would start a surf brand.. I'm thinking of calling it KKKaaapoooWWW!!! Do you think this is a good name?

I would sell the best coolest products at good prices.. if you have any advice for me or want to buy my stuff please say.

[kookie-monster]

Hi, would you be interested in sponsoring me, I am planning on a career as the next big thing in surfing? I will enter all the best comps and stuff and you would get great exposure, I will even put your sticker on my van and might even thank you when I get interviews and stuff!

[Chris F]

I'm starting up a tour, called the AKT, the Association of Kooks Tour. I will always win it, as if anyone is better then me they are automatically not a kook and therefore disqualified. Wanna sponsor us?

[Philshoz]

I'm attracted to this idea, drawn uncontrolably by an invisible force...................Oh shit it's a magnate not a magnet.

But seriously Poo, you can not fail and KKAAPPOOWW is genius. Start a website ASAP, selling stuff and shit anything really: Tees, a must. Wax, naturally. Changing mats, so cool. Fins, maybe. Boards, I can hook you up with a new guy in N Wales, Stylin'. Wetsuits, a new guy is starting up soon with all sorts of new ideas, gusset access, velcro to pube closures, it's mad but a cert.

However, one thing you must have is a link on your website to a forum where all the cool, rad, hipsters could hang and talk utter shite. Don't think that has ever been done. I'd charge for that, say €550 per year. We will of course split that money.

Keep me posted.......................

[Poo Stance]

WoW! These are all great ideas. A place where cool people can meet on the internet is such a new idea it would be mega.

Do you guys think Kookie is going to be the next Kelly Slater? He and Chris could sell all the cool things from Philshoz's friends when they surf in the Association of Kooks Tour and the more famous Wave Catching Tournament.. do you guys know anywhere I can get this kind of job? I looked on google but only wikipedia was anygood and there was nowhere to apply online.

Thanks for your helps guys.. I can feel this is going to be amazing for the 1st time in 38 years I think this could be the job for me

[defever]

Sponsor him and you're a billionaire...Lord Alan Poo Stugar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgQ5BJTSv9U&feature=fvwrel

[Poo Stance]

OMG! Is that Kookie? If he can surf like he sings he must be so cool..

[kookie-monster]

OMG! Is that Kookie? If he can surf like he sings he must be so cool..

Doooode, that's not me, I'm whey cooler although not as articulate!! When I am kicking Slaters butt I will also start my singing/acting/modelling career and fashion label and have my own perfume brand and be a commentator but I'll keep it real too, no selling out maaaaaaaan.

[Poo Stance]

Wow Kookie.. you sound like you have the perfect life waiting for you.. I will definitely sponsor you (and Chris F.. that guy's so cool he doesn't need a surname just a surletter) when i get my dream job

[Philshoz]

It was only a matter of time Poo.......good signing.

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[Poo Stance]

Hey WTF!!! I didn't give Kelly Slater permission use my career yet!! that bitch.. he must have seen my idea for KKAAPPOOWWW on here and stolen it.. if you read this Kelly bitch Slater you better be scared.. I'm gonna sue your punk ass I was here first. Then i will use your thousands of money to make my career the best. He even spelt it wrong .. what a goofyfooter