I'm attracted to this idea, drawn uncontrolably by an invisible force...................Oh shit it's a magnate not a magnet.
But seriously Poo, you can not fail and KKAAPPOOWW is genius. Start a website ASAP, selling stuff and shit anything really: Tees, a must. Wax, naturally. Changing mats, so cool. Fins, maybe. Boards, I can hook you up with a new guy in N Wales, Stylin'. Wetsuits, a new guy is starting up soon with all sorts of new ideas, gusset access, velcro to pube closures, it's mad but a cert.
However, one thing you must have is a link on your website to a forum where all the cool, rad, hipsters could hang and talk utter shite. Don't think that has ever been done. I'd charge for that, say €550 per year. We will of course split that money.
Keep me posted.......................