Been giving this a lot of thought with everyone looking for new careers and at 57 I reckon I'm not too old.
My credentials are impecable, N Wales Open champion 1980 (can provide proof if anyone doubts me) I can still throw a mean roundhouse and very occasionaly get pitted Aerials elude me but frankly I think they are over-rated and will never catch on. Three to the beach is de rigueur so I am very confident.
The pro tour looks like a hoot but staying up late and filling my nose with whizz doesn't appeal, I would much prefer an early night and awake rested and raring to go. Sometimes they have to be in the water at 8am ffs.
So I will need sponsors asap, hoping KKKKEEERRRPPPOOOWW will step up with a cool deal, so I'll contact Poo Stance when he gets back from the SW.
Also looking for a cover for my jetski Waxer?.............and a jetski.
Anyone on board? All input appreciated.........goodnight.