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things thats need to be invented

Postby bromley » Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:11 pm

the spray on wet suit and surfboard in a can
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Postby dermo909 » Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:28 pm

Offshore wind in a tin!
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Postby rustopher » Sun Mar 10, 2013 8:30 pm

swell generating air-horn
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Postby swiggy » Sun Mar 10, 2013 8:45 pm

bromley wrote:the spray on wet suit and surfboard in a can


I have always dreamed of a spray on wetsuit while staring at my soaking wet sandy smelly suit when its freezing and I am going back in..
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Postby surfrat » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:07 pm

a re-sealable fly opening on a wetty so i can wee without having to sit in it for 2 hours
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Postby defever » Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:11 pm

portable wave machine and inflatable olympic size pool which deflates to a size of a lunchbox...
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Postby Rickyroughneck » Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:48 am

surfrat wrote:a re-sealable fly opening on a wetty so i can wee without having to sit in it for 2 hours

This, so much!
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Postby Philshoz » Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:18 am

Gloves with a little tube that you can blow into
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Postby waxer00 » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:22 pm

packet dried rip current. just empty contents into the shallows before paddling out.
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Postby waxer00 » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:30 pm

sulphur wetsuit.the hideous rotten egg smell eminating from it would more than likely mask the smell of wetsuit boots.apart from possibly philoz `s boot smell ,which quite frankly,is immutible! :D
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Postby waxer00 » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:36 pm

close out in a can.just spray liberally at your friends perfect tapered peak to watch it turn into a straaight hander before your very eyes.
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Postby waxer00 » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:42 pm

inflatable crowd. ward off surfers by creating your own crowded lineup.comes with a pump and some string and an anchor.comes in different colours too;white,coloureds ,and ethnically diverse.
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Postby buttholesurfer » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:41 pm

Custom ear plugs you can actually hear out of.
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Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:43 pm

dehydrated water
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Postby Philshoz » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:46 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:dehydrated water


How would you activate that?
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Postby Philshoz » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:51 pm

waxer00 wrote:inflatable crowd. ward off surfers by creating your own crowded lineup.comes with a pump and some string and an anchor.comes in different colours too;white,coloureds ,and ethnically diverse.
waxer00 wrote:packet dried rip current. just empty contents into the shallows before paddling out.

waxer00 wrote:close out in a can.just spray liberally at your friends perfect tapered peak to watch it turn into a straaight hander before your very eyes.

waxer00 wrote:sulphur wetsuit.the hideous rotten egg smell eminating from it would more than likely mask the smell of wetsuit boots.apart from possibly philoz `s boot smell ,which quite frankly,is immutible! :D


Are you working with resin, glue, acetone in a confined space this am ?????
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Postby Chris F » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:49 pm

waxer00 wrote:inflatable crowd. ward off surfers by creating your own crowded lineup.comes with a pump and some string and an anchor.comes in different colours too;white,coloureds ,and ethnically diverse.


genius.
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Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:56 pm

Philshoz wrote:
ATTMFKH wrote:dehydrated water


How would you activate that?[/quote

I think alll you need to do is add Dihyrdrogen Monoxide but the side effects of that compound are many 8)

ps fancy renting out your big Brittany gaff for 2 weeks beginning of July
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Postby Vince Noir » Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:24 pm

a boiler that doesnt break down in winter :evil:
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Postby Jim Birtwisle » Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:33 pm

a board with a little solar or wave powered DVD player under the glass for those long summer sessions with few waves
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Postby danny1 » Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:58 pm

Chris F wrote:
waxer00 wrote:inflatable crowd. ward off surfers by creating your own crowded lineup.comes with a pump and some string and an anchor.comes in different colours too;white,coloureds ,and ethnically diverse.


genius.


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Postby shackattack2 » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:23 am

Light mini rocket pack that fits snugly on the back of a wetsuit. Used to get you out of dodgy situations in the water instantly.... long hold downs, sharks, clean up sets or encounters with agro locals.
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Postby Back to Top » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:21 am

Vince Noir wrote:a boiler that doesnt break down in winter :evil:

Yep, just had to have a replacement fitted, it got so cold in my kitchen the freezer defrosted as it thought it didnt need to keep anything cold anymore as the next ice age had arrived.

My invention, a plumber that turns up, not necessarily on time but on the actual day he said he would, doesnt drink coffee all day whilst drawing breath through his teeth and making tutting noises!! :roll:
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Postby bromley » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:36 pm

wet suit with a thermostat
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Postby Philshoz » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:42 pm

A board that Dixie will be happy with for more than three months
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Postby Black » Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:20 pm

Philshoz wrote:A board that Dixie will be happy with for more than three days

Fixed :arrow:
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Postby Vince Noir » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:03 pm

not possible ^
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Postby Chris F » Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:19 am

real flexible time, where you can rearrange the days of the week to suit the weather, surf, etc. For example it's snowing like mental here, but forecast to be windy and warm over weekend, be nice to head for the hills today!
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Postby Kamikaze » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:11 pm

Back to Top wrote:[
My invention, a plumber that turns up, not necessarily on time but on the actual day he said he would, doesnt drink coffee all day whilst drawing breath through his teeth and making tutting noises!! :roll:



They teach us that at college
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Postby dixie » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:31 pm

my mate had a wetty for spearfishing in ....it had awee wee pipe made from neoprene....when you pinch the end , the end opened enuf to wee out of.release it and it re seals.

so that wish is already here peeps.
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