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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby dixie » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:37 pm

freeze ray....freeze the rest of the line up / work/ etc etc. while you have your fill.

a satisfaction chip implant :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Philshoz » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:06 pm

Just like the Magic Boomerang Dixie.

Now who remembers that TV show?
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Black » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:25 pm

Philshoz wrote:Just like the Magic Boomerang Dixie.

Now who remembers that TV show?

Chucked it and time stopped, yeah!
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Kamikaze » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:40 am

Choppers hoverboard. (although I'd settle for marty mcflys)
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Dantastic » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:26 pm

Looks like he also has a piss pouch? Legend...

I was thinking of a ski lift style tow rope to pull you to the line up. Saves time and energy and means you can ride the wave for as long as possible before hopping back on and 30 sec later your effortlessly back in the right position.
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby briggfoot » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:47 pm

What about a little mp3-player/speaker combo flush-mounted somewhere towards the nose of the board, with a little screen with buttons you can change track/volume etc?

A terrible idea, but would be a cool feeling gunning down the line to a bit of AC/DC resonating from your feet.
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Philshoz » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:23 pm

Dantastic wrote:Looks like he also has a piss pouch? Legend...

I was thinking of a ski lift style tow rope to pull you to the line up. Saves time and energy and means you can ride the wave for as long as possible before hopping back on and 30 sec later your effortlessly back in the right position.


Don't think you've thought that one through Dan.....
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Dantastic » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:19 pm

Philshoz wrote:
Dantastic wrote:Looks like he also has a piss pouch? Legend...

I was thinking of a ski lift style tow rope to pull you to the line up. Saves time and energy and means you can ride the wave for as long as possible before hopping back on and 30 sec later your effortlessly back in the right position.


Don't think you've thought that one through Dan.....


What makes you say that? Ive thought about this lads of times. A rope thats on a loop to the line up? Its actually not that far fetched I don't think.
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Vince Noir » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:31 pm

Dantastic wrote:
What makes you say that?.



its called a jetski
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:04 pm

another 3 mouthfuls in that mug of tea you've just finished ....................... machine
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Vince Noir » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:21 am

^ bigger mug
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Philshoz » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:58 am

Dantastic wrote:
Philshoz wrote:
Dantastic wrote:Looks like he also has a piss pouch? Legend...

I was thinking of a ski lift style tow rope to pull you to the line up. Saves time and energy and means you can ride the wave for as long as possible before hopping back on and 30 sec later your effortlessly back in the right position.


Don't think you've thought that one through Dan.....


What makes you say that? Ive thought about this lads of times. A rope thats on a loop to the line up? Its actually not that far fetched I don't think.


So if we all zoom back outside how crowded and angry is the lineup going to be? Huh, Huh?
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Vince Noir » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:29 pm

a leash that never tangles round your feet, and the ankle cuff never moves from the position that you put it in please
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Chris F » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:37 pm

Philshoz wrote:So if we all zoom back outside how crowded and angry is the lineup going to be? Huh, Huh?


Plus it means there will be dozens more punters out back who would usually have been knocked back by the shorebreak / too many duckdives / lack of swimming stamina preventing them from getting there.
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Back to Top » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:40 pm

Vince Noir wrote:a leash that never tangles round your feet, and the ankle cuff never moves from the position that you put it in please


What about a cuff on your ankle sewn into/part of the wetsuit that a leash clips into almost carabeena style? Have to be on both ankles of a wetsuit though for obvious reasons.
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Chris F » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:46 pm

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Get this done, then put a karabiner through it. Problem solved.
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Back to Top » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:52 pm

I thought that was photoshopped then realised it wasn't!!!!!!!!!
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby Poo Stance » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:18 pm

A wax comb with one of these whistle finder jobbie fobs. I always see wax combs laying all over my car/home but can I find one when I need it? Can I feck.
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby defever » Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:46 am

Glow in the dark wetsuit & board and waterproof night vision goggles.
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Re: things thats need to be invented

Postby D-fin » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:27 am

http://www.ultraeverdrystore.com/

My friends just shown me this stuff, superhydrophobic spray, it's awesome.. I definatly reckon it could be used for something surfing, either as some sort of suit or possibly on the underside of your board?
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