mountain man wrote:How does that Monty Python song go, "Spam spam spam spam...."
would look more like this:
I RUN A SURF RELATED BUSINESS ON *^¥£$@&€ ISLAND, PLEASE COME AND SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY AT OUR BUSINESS!!!
you see this all the time on this board. don't you?
this is CERTAINLY AND ABSOLUTELY NOT the way i operate. however, not knowing one, easy to confuse one for the rest of the masses with verbal diaharea about their fine establishments and all they have to offer.
have you seen me do this on this board, or any other, ever? me thinks perhaps not.
here's what i DO OFFER:
for NO CHARGE WHAT SO EVER i will offer my local knowledge (living here 8 years full time and visiting since long before that) to ANYONE coming to fuerteventura.... not everyone is looking for what i have to offer, to those who are i offer my services and hopefully make a little money to stay here longer or at least break even and not lose money, to those who aren't i do my best to orient them towards trust-worthy establishments and business' so that their experience on this island will be one to always remember and hopefully often repeat.
NOTICE: do i ask you to stay here? do i even mention what my services are?
i DO have a link at the right ------>
........ for those interested in my services, i believe this is the first time i ever mention it on this board.... it is the ONLY thing that COULD be mistaken for spam.
BOTTOM LINE: ANYONE travelling to fuerteventura PLEASE contact me first, i will FREELY offer my advise in an attempt to guide you so that your experience on this island will be one to remember, and HOPEFULLY repeat.
some from this board hace already done so, hopefully they can can tell you what i am all about, if i do... it might look something like this....
and we wouldn't want that now, would we?
p.s. as a matter of fact, a young man from cornwall (wood surfboards shaper he claims to be) is arriving at the airport today at 1100, he sometimes posts in here... how about i have him come in and write a "review" after a weeks stay? he will be here for 14 days... i PROMISE to let HIM do the talking and stand aside and take ANY criticism he may have to dole out, positive or negative. sound good?