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The Drug Olympics

Postby surfinsmiler » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:06 pm

So, we have the Olympics and the Paralympics,good stuff in both of them, very impressive. Thing is athletes keep getting busted for doing dodgy pharmaceuticals.So..........why not give them their own championship? Imagine the 100metres,not just wind-assisted but also drug assisted.Is it possible for a human to run that distance in under 9 seconds.10metre long jumps? What is possible?
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby wigsy » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:52 pm

I'd watch it!
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Black » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:41 pm

If you want to watch people die due to drug abuse carry on the encouragement.
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby ATTMFKH » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:55 pm

what's the views on the Saffa with bionic legs ........ should he be running in the Olympics or the Paralympics
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Black » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:14 pm

If he starts beating them, they'll soon say is not fair.
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby ATTMFKH » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:03 pm

^^ agreed . the guy's inspirational, but any better than 4th and the dummies will be officially out
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Chris F » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:12 am

There was a programme where they were trying to figure out if the "blades" gave hima mechanical advantage. They decide no, and gave him a shot against "able bodied" runners and he came pretty much nowhere. Excuses were made, but fact is he still isn't clocking qualifying times.
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:18 am

I've always thought we should have drug olympics. Not only would it keep the real thing clean, it would also get more use out of the facilities. Just try not to get a seat at the end of the field when the javelin is on.
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Vince Noir » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:32 am

Jim Birtwisle wrote:I've always thought we should have drug olympics. Not only would it keep the real thing clean, it would also get more use out of the facilities. Just try not to get a seat at the end of the field when the javelin is on.



but they are banned because they can have dangerous side effects. its like saying we should have gigs where the musicians are on smack or something
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Black » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:34 pm

Vince Noir wrote:
Jim Birtwisle wrote:I've always thought we should have drug olympics. Not only would it keep the real thing clean, it would also get more use out of the facilities. Just try not to get a seat at the end of the field when the javelin is on.



but they are banned because they can have dangerous side effects. its like saying we should have gigs where the musicians are on smack or something

Precicely, look at those east Germans who broke all those records, they're either dead or have heart problems. FloJo although never proven a cheat died in her 30s amid rumour. There's no logic to say it would stop drug taking cheats in the usual athletics.
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Black » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:34 pm

Sorry, phone error double post.
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby danny1 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:47 pm

didnt know she died. rip.
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:28 pm

I wasn't really being that serious. Of course it would never happen, would be quite entertaining though
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Black » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:49 pm

Jim Birtwisle wrote:I wasn't really being that serious. Of course it would never happen, would be quite entertaining though

Yes I thought you may not have been. Have you noticed it gets my goat though. :lol:
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby surfinsmiler » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:40 pm

Black wrote:
Jim Birtwisle wrote:I wasn't really being that serious. Of course it would never happen, would be quite entertaining though

Yes I thought you may not have been. Have you noticed it gets my goat though. :lol:

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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:05 pm

It's a strange subject to me. Everyone seems to be taking something and I'm bamboozled by what is legal and what isn't! Just when you think athletes are clean it turns out they have to ban yet another substance because they're all testing positive for it.
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby swiggy » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:04 am

This was frankie boyles joke
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:18 am

swiggy wrote:This was frankie boyles joke


Then maybe I'll have to disagree with my own comments, I hate that guy.
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Re: The Drug Olympics

Postby danny1 » Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:31 pm

Jim Birtwisle wrote:It's a strange subject to me. Everyone seems to be taking something and I'm bamboozled by what is legal and what isn't! Just when you think athletes are clean it turns out they have to ban yet another substance because they're all testing positive for it.


tis the same in the recreational drugs market these days
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