The Drug Olympics

[surfinsmiler]

So, we have the Olympics and the Paralympics,good stuff in both of them, very impressive. Thing is athletes keep getting busted for doing dodgy pharmaceuticals.So..........why not give them their own championship? Imagine the 100metres,not just wind-assisted but also drug assisted.Is it possible for a human to run that distance in under 9 seconds.10metre long jumps? What is possible?

[wigsy]

I'd watch it!

[Black]

If you want to watch people die due to drug abuse carry on the encouragement.

[ATTMFKH]

what's the views on the Saffa with bionic legs ........ should he be running in the Olympics or the Paralympics

[Black]

If he starts beating them, they'll soon say is not fair.

[ATTMFKH]

^^ agreed . the guy's inspirational, but any better than 4th and the dummies will be officially out

[Chris F]

There was a programme where they were trying to figure out if the "blades" gave hima mechanical advantage. They decide no, and gave him a shot against "able bodied" runners and he came pretty much nowhere. Excuses were made, but fact is he still isn't clocking qualifying times.

[Jim Birtwisle]

I've always thought we should have drug olympics. Not only would it keep the real thing clean, it would also get more use out of the facilities. Just try not to get a seat at the end of the field when the javelin is on.

[Vince Noir]

I've always thought we should have drug olympics. Not only would it keep the real thing clean, it would also get more use out of the facilities. Just try not to get a seat at the end of the field when the javelin is on.

but they are banned because they can have dangerous side effects. its like saying we should have gigs where the musicians are on smack or something

[Black]

I've always thought we should have drug olympics. Not only would it keep the real thing clean, it would also get more use out of the facilities. Just try not to get a seat at the end of the field when the javelin is on.

but they are banned because they can have dangerous side effects. its like saying we should have gigs where the musicians are on smack or something

Precicely, look at those east Germans who broke all those records, they're either dead or have heart problems. FloJo although never proven a cheat died in her 30s amid rumour. There's no logic to say it would stop drug taking cheats in the usual athletics.

[Black]

Sorry, phone error double post.

[danny1]

didnt know she died. rip.

[Jim Birtwisle]

I wasn't really being that serious. Of course it would never happen, would be quite entertaining though

[Black]

I wasn't really being that serious. Of course it would never happen, would be quite entertaining though

Yes I thought you may not have been. Have you noticed it gets my goat though.

[surfinsmiler]

I wasn't really being that serious. Of course it would never happen, would be quite entertaining though

Yes I thought you may not have been. Have you noticed it gets my goat though.

Jesus Black I'm sorry! I never meant to push you into kayaking,honest!

[Jim Birtwisle]

It's a strange subject to me. Everyone seems to be taking something and I'm bamboozled by what is legal and what isn't! Just when you think athletes are clean it turns out they have to ban yet another substance because they're all testing positive for it.

[swiggy]

This was frankie boyles joke

[Jim Birtwisle]

This was frankie boyles joke

Then maybe I'll have to disagree with my own comments, I hate that guy.

[danny1]

It's a strange subject to me. Everyone seems to be taking something and I'm bamboozled by what is legal and what isn't! Just when you think athletes are clean it turns out they have to ban yet another substance because they're all testing positive for it.

tis the same in the recreational drugs market these days