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Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby ATTMFKH » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:05 am

Saw Fight Club on the Stinkovision last night & the Question was : What celebrity would you like to fight ?

I would love to have a square go with Julian Clary - not in a gay way - but just punch his f*ckin' lights out for being such an annoying twunt. :twisted:
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Postby mal-nourished » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:28 am

jamie oliver i would love to give him a good kicking that would be pucka.. :twisted: and if he bottled out fearne cotton i would like to mud wrestle. :wink:
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Postby J L » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:39 am

any fucking "celebrity" shallow enough to call themselves a celebrity :twisted:
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Postby Matteeboy » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:43 am

Liam Gallagher - Thinks he's hard depsite being built like a broom handle.
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Postby banana_man2 » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:10 pm

this is actually quite difficult to decide... Chris Moyles? (the annoying fat one polluting the radio waves)
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Postby Ferral » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:15 pm

Nelly futardo, just so i could 'accidentally' grope her :lol:
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Postby ATTMFKH » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:22 pm

IainF wrote:Nelly futardo, just so i could 'accidentally' grope her :lol:


That's what I'm talkin' about Dawg :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Powl2 » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:40 pm

Steven Hawking.

Smug brainy cunt.
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Postby Ferral » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:43 pm

:lol:

i'll qualify that, it needent be NF either, I think I'd wrestle a few other hotties too if push came to shove.

In fact I think I could take on NF and shakira all at once
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Postby mal-nourished » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:46 pm

two women i wouldnt want to wrestle jo brand or vanessa feltz..yuck. :cry:
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Postby North Devon Lad » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:55 pm

I'd hate to wrestle Beth Ditto.

Feeling like bit of a hard nut at the moment, so i reckon i'll take on all of girls aloud! :-D
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Postby J L » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:00 pm

North Devon Lad wrote:Feeling like bit of a hard nut at the moment, so i reckon i'll take on all of girls aloud! :-D


Apart from the ginger one :lol: :lol:
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Postby North Devon Lad » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:03 pm

J L wrote:
North Devon Lad wrote:Feeling like bit of a hard nut at the moment, so i reckon i'll take on all of girls aloud! :-D


Apart from the ginger one :lol: :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ATTMFKH » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:03 pm

You're hijacking this into some mud wrestling grope fest......................... :lol:

Who would you really like to fight : mano mano ..................

I've got a list but pretty high on that list would be Noel Edmonds.......................I could punch that fucker all day & still not get bored :twisted:
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Postby Ferral » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:21 pm

Its not myfault, always had a thing about wrestling girls after my mixed judo classes aged 10 :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ATTMFKH » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:18 pm

Bill Oddie - don't know why but the c*nt annoys me - would bludgeon him with a puffin :lol: :lol:
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Postby northswell » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:50 pm

Bill Bailey that really un funny comedian
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Postby bigfeller » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:00 pm

Chris Martin, Coldplay. I want to tear out his vocal cords and shatter most of his fingers. Once he can no longer make his so called "music", I would have no further problem with him.

Except that he would be lying prone on the floor, and despite the rumours, it is usually VERY good to kick a man when he's down.


Once or twice.



At least





On principle!
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Postby noah's_arc » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:03 pm

Russel Brand - that fucker annoys the hell out of me on the radio. And chris moyles cos he's a prick too.

And if we're talking about knocking chicks about a bit then that Paris Hilton is due a one off the hairy side...
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Postby ATTMFKH » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Not a fan then Big Feller

Man there's quite a few when you start thinking about it.

Vanessa Phelps - think I might get 2nd prize there though - neeed to be Ninja quick before the big fat , smelly , ugly , lazy , annoying cow tried to slam dunk me. :lol:
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Postby mal-nourished » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:41 pm

robbie williams and jonathon wilkes ...for being such a being such a whining self pitying waste of space oh poor me with my houses cars and money im still not happy i just want a normal girlfriend...sorry aint gonna happen your gay and whilst you have that freeloading mate in tow buckleys chance ... :twisted: and a extra kicking for trying to steal the brit headlines by booking into re-hab the day before was that after you werent invited your a fraud mate...f.... off.. :cry: so read it and weep sad boy TAKE THAT.
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Postby tootes » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:36 pm

mal-nourished wrote:robbie williams and jonathon wilkes ...for being such a being such a whining self pitying waste of space oh poor me with my houses cars and money im still not happy i just want a normal girlfriend...sorry aint gonna happen your gay and whilst you have that freeloading mate in tow buckleys chance ... :twisted: and a extra kicking for trying to steal the brit headlines by booking into re-hab the day before was that after you werent invited your a fraud mate...f.... off.. :cry: so read it and weep sad boy TAKE THAT.


I agree with all over the above. The thing I like about the situation the best though is Gary Barlow in his fucking huge cheshire home, sorrounded by massive success, now making it big again with Take That and the fact that robbie the little knobjockey gets his faced rubbed in it.
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Postby thedeadly » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:46 pm

vinnie jones - nuff said :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby thatissognarly » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:20 pm

North Devon Lad wrote:
J L wrote:
North Devon Lad wrote:Feeling like bit of a hard nut at the moment, so i reckon i'll take on all of girls aloud! :-D


Apart from the ginger one :lol: :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Why not the ginger one? I would......ginger girls can be fit you stereotyping wankers... :shock:

Emm, not so much a celebrity more of a prick.....Andy GGGGGrrrrrray. Id like to murder him. Seriously id kill him if i knew what he looked like and saw him. Dick
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Postby thatissognarly » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:22 pm

northswell wrote:Bill Bailey that really un funny comedian


boom boom your funny man. Bill Baileys hilarious
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Postby johnjohn » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:26 pm

Powl2 wrote:Steven Hawking.

Smug brainy cunt.


he'd have you mate
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Postby PapaWoolacombe » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:23 am

IainF wrote:Its not myfault, always had a thing about wrestling girls after my mixed judo classes aged 10 :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


hahajh I hear that!! :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Postby J L » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:35 am

thatissognarly wrote:
North Devon Lad wrote:
J L wrote:
North Devon Lad wrote:Feeling like bit of a hard nut at the moment, so i reckon i'll take on all of girls aloud! :-D


Apart from the ginger one :lol: :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Why not the ginger one? I would......ginger girls can be fit you stereotyping wankers... :shock:



but compaired to the rest of Girls Aloud she is a DOG :roll:
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Postby banana_man2 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:28 am

I'd like to beat Alan Hansen with a pair of footy boots signed by himself :twisted: :lol:

All of Girls Aloud should be burnt - bunch of witches :-)
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Postby bunker » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:44 am

Robert Kilroy Silk, someone needs to whack him.
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