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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby ATTMFKH » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:33 pm

Davina McCall ................... clunge punch............. :twisted:
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:41 pm

David Cameron.

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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby harkii » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:33 pm

chris fat neck its all about me moyles..............i could kick n kick n kick till my foot hurt
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby munkee » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:55 am

harkii wrote:chris fat neck its all about me moyles..............i could kick n kick n kick till my foot hurt


He is a grade A prick for sure!
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Back to Top » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:50 am

That twat Tim Westwood, was on the TV the other night, God what a f*cking nob jockey.

You know in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where the kid reaches into the TV and takes out the bar of chocolate, I wish i could have done that so i could have kicked the chunt in the head.

How the hell he has managed to sustain a career is beyond me. Talentless twat.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby ATTMFKH » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:08 pm

^^^ I genuinely believed the geezer was black for years until I saw him one day - the big dawg Westwood - FANNY :roll:
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:00 am

I reckon he staged his own drive by just so he could hang with the brothers.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby dogtowatch » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:14 pm

Please let me have Dick Hammond. I've been told im a dead ringer for the turnip and so one of us needs sorting.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby harkii » Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:19 pm

dogtowatch wrote:Please let me have Dick Hammond. I've been told im a dead ringer for the turnip and so one of us needs sorting.


na fraid not hes actually awright
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Monkey_Alan » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:45 pm

Russell Crowe = Posturing fake hardman twat
When the shit goes down, you better be ready....
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:57 pm

The list is endless but I'd probably start with Jonathon Ross, followed by Russel Brand. If I were a female then I would probably sock Adele in the bitter hole from which all her whingy singing comes from. Then perhaps Jordan. I'd steer clear of davina Mcall, she'd beat the crap out of most people I reckon.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:59 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:^^^ I genuinely believed the geezer was black for years until I saw him one day - the big dawg Westwood - FANNY :roll:


What makes it funnier is that he is about 54 years old and grew up in a cushty little Norfolk village. Now that's ghetto homies.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:16 pm

Mate, if they want equal rights, they can have lefts and rights.

I'd love to kick Fearne Cotton right in her grunt. And that vegetarian bird on masterchef at the moment.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby harkii » Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:34 pm

prince feckin william n his wee chunt of a brother .....both wid be shagged with the wire brush
.while willies wife wid just be shagged
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby dogtowatch » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:37 pm

Say harkii since when were you elected the Don King of this particular fight club? I see you get to fight 50% of Hello magazine but when i express a desire to twat Dick Hammond you say no! I think im more than up to the task, as i've despised Top Gear from the get go. Its 'on trend' to slag it now [go see the mighty Stewart Lee] but i've always hated the sycophantic audience with their body warmers and public school rugby tops and those pointy toed slip on shoes grrrr oh yeah and a couple of Saxo driving chavs for the noble three to rip the shit out of. Would i be right in thinking harkii that your partial to a cravat, cowboy boots and distressed jeans? Anyways give the fucker up to me.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:07 pm

Anyone who wears jeans with "proper" shoes. And definitely anyone who wears Jeans with a blazer type jacket.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Chris F » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:45 pm

Agree. See Top Gear presenters above. Especially that May twat.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:11 pm

Denim shirts were fine in 1992, (Acid Jazz phase) but not since.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby dogtowatch » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:42 pm

Any body battered Sandi Toksvig around the ring yet? if no i'd be game for a bash.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby ATTMFKH » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:03 am

dogtowatch wrote:Any body battered Sandi Toksvig around the ring yet? if no i'd be game for a bash.


Sandi Toksvig is Clive Anderson ......
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:43 am

gary lineker...
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby harkii » Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:31 pm

dogtowatch wrote:Say harkii since when were you elected the Don King of this particular fight club? I see you get to fight 50% of Hello magazine but when i express a desire to twat Dick Hammond you say no! I think im more than up to the task, as i've despised Top Gear from the get go. Its 'on trend' to slag it now [go see the mighty Stewart Lee] but i've always hated the sycophantic audience with their body warmers and public school rugby tops and those pointy toed slip on shoes grrrr oh yeah and a couple of Saxo driving chavs for the noble three to rip the shit out of. Would i be right in thinking harkii that your partial to a cravat, cowboy boots and distressed jeans? Anyways give the fucker up to me.


:lol: :lol: :lol: awright point taken have yer go
mind though kicks u on the shin with those boots on it ll be bloody sore
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Black » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:11 pm

Forum just told me off for making too many posts in a row! :shock:

I'm in a fighting mood!!!!!
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:25 am

Is Roberdy classed as a Celeb?
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:13 am

flacky wrote:Is Roberdy classed as a Celeb?


Yeah - lets cage rage Roberdy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: target his spine ........ mmuuuwwwaaa haaa haaaaaa
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:43 am

I dunno, he's a big lad and wears pointy shoes...
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:03 pm

I know , and those sidebreezers would absorb a bit of punishment :?
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby dogtowatch » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:10 pm

Is anyone being overly greedy and would let me take over tickling Nick Griffin with a base ball bat?
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby harkii » Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:18 pm

jamie slevery oliver ...could quite happily take a hand held liquidiser to his testicles :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:40 am

harkii wrote:jamie slevery oliver ...could quite happily take a hand held liquidiser to his testicles :twisted: :twisted:



why?
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