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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby harkii » Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:20 pm

flacky wrote:
harkii wrote:jamie slevery oliver ...could quite happily take a hand held liquidiser to his testicles :twisted: :twisted:



why?


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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:25 pm

Any veggie
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Black » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:45 pm

flacky wrote:Any veggie

An NZ veggie??
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:11 pm

hur hur
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:02 pm

Bruce Forsyth. Maybe not so much fight, but use violence, or at least the threat of violence to intimidate the talentless ham into staying off TV. When will that triassic f**ker realise he's been doing the same act since the advent of TV and he never was funny.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby roberdy » Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:53 pm

Jim Birtwisle wrote:Bruce Forsyth. Maybe not so much fight, but use violence, or at least the threat of violence to intimidate the talentless ham into staying off TV. When will that triassic f**ker realise he's been doing the same act since the advent of TV and he never was funny.


You just don't get him maaaan, Brucie is amazing......
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby ATTMFKH » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:24 pm

Gazza - just for turning himself into a pilled up, dry mouthed wreck of a shadow ... just watched him on that Piers Morgan ( would love to fight him as well ) show.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Philshoz » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:08 am

ATTMFKH wrote:Gazza - just for turning himself into a pilled up, dry mouthed wreck of a shadow ... just watched him on that Piers Morgan ( would love to fight him as well ) show.


Good choice, I was going to add him to my list over in 'Old Gits'......The man's a wreck.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby waxer00 » Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:43 am

ray mears anyone...............he dessimates forists with his al fresco meanderings................i nearly wrote florists,but then it would still make sense!
he probably defficates in florists too......................bastard
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Philchapman » Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:30 pm

Hey Flacky... playing devils advocate here..... You want to fight either of these veggies?!! :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzkBhWEx5Ro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtGsCJ7Chns
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:36 pm

I've mellowed since that post phil. I reckon ray mears' agent is calling him now with the good news that he's just been named in a "which celeb" list.
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby ATTMFKH » Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:39 pm

^^ spotted the grammatical error of my ways as well Flacky from back in the day :-)
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Philchapman » Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:41 pm

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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:59 am

waxer00 wrote:ray mears anyone...............


Afraid I will have to disagree with you there. I think he does a great job in demonstrating how the natural world can enrich our lives without his fame affecting his ego. That said he'll probably end up on 'I'm a celebrity' at some point and I'll retract this statement. Bear Grills on the other hand....
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby waxer00 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:04 pm

Philchapman wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bw5zaiRlnM

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby waxer00 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:06 pm

Jim Birtwisle wrote:
waxer00 wrote:ray mears anyone...............


Afraid I will have to disagree with you there. I think he does a great job in demonstrating how the natural world can enrich our lives without his fame affecting his ego. That said he'll probably end up on 'I'm a celebrity' at some point and I'll retract this statement. Bear Grills on the other hand....

yes i agree,but nobodies above a good pisstake...even bear mears
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Re: What celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:43 pm

waxer00 wrote: bear mears

Lol, I met him once and he did look like he could rip your limbs off
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby bakers » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:58 am

not that i class them as celebrities but anyone whos been in or had anything to do with the big brother house, a big royal rumble! also i wouldnt mind trying to restrain vikki blows.
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Philshoz » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:04 am

Agreed Bakers, Big Brother has 'jumped the shark'

Out of 169 posts here I'm sure John McCririck is on here. He was on Pointless Celebreties last night with his usual crazy costume and his hat had a very fetching sweat band round the rim......YUCK. What does 'The Booby' see in him?
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:01 pm

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby dogtowatch » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:50 pm

Only the bear necessities.
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby insideout » Sun Jun 24, 2012 4:55 pm

Anyone off that Towie programme! Or Geordie shore, Big Brother and what the fuck is everyones obsession with that shitty holiday destination in spain... Marbella i think?
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Back to Top » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:54 am

Wrong thread, now moved to the old feckers thread................................God it's awful getting old!! :roll:
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby bakers » Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:37 am

not a violent man but that prick from n dubs dappy. hes just got a face id like to hit. also i dont know if any of you have heard of "mr.beany" hes a bit of a local celebrity, paints himself orange and sits in a bath full of beans on a regular basis. cock.
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Philshoz » Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:59 am

Andy Murray................Why oh why can he not do it. Such tallent. Great start to the match then chokes. Too much negative body language compared to Mr Bland.

He put us through hell yesterday. As he said "I'm getting better" Well don't leave it too long.
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby dan74 » Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:20 pm

Paul Weller
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby dogtowatch » Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:18 pm

Eamonn Holmes! Slimier than a lubricated tape worm.Just five minutes of This Morning is enough to leave you feeling dirty.
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby flacky » Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:54 pm

Philshoz wrote:Andy Murray................Why oh why can he not do it. Such tallent. Great start to the match then chokes. Too much negative body language compared to Mr Bland.

He put us through hell yesterday. As he said "I'm getting better" Well don't leave it too long.


I had a similar discussion with a mate who's a tennis coach at a David Lloyd gym. I said he needs a body language coach, stop sulking round the court like a grounded teenager. Federer is Mr Ice. Nadal is like a bull, Djokovic looks like a boxer waiting to come out of his corner, and Murray looks like an extra from Kevin and Perry.

How long til Danny 1 says Paulo Di Canio? Excellent theatrics on the touchline as the black cats destroy the barcodes today...
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Re: Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

Postby Leven » Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:13 pm

A lot of them, but top of the list is Craig David....he released a song once called "Fill me in"....god, I'd love to fill him in!!
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