Which celebrity would you like to fight ?

[harkii]

jamie slevery oliver ...could quite happily take a hand held liquidiser to his testicles

why?

Because i can

[Bran Dog]

Louis Walsh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDa9mqGWYE
nuff said

[flacky]

Any veggie

[Black]

Any veggie

An NZ veggie??

[flacky]

hur hur

[Jim Birtwisle]

Bruce Forsyth. Maybe not so much fight, but use violence, or at least the threat of violence to intimidate the talentless ham into staying off TV. When will that triassic f**ker realise he's been doing the same act since the advent of TV and he never was funny.

[roberdy]

Bruce Forsyth. Maybe not so much fight, but use violence, or at least the threat of violence to intimidate the talentless ham into staying off TV. When will that triassic f**ker realise he's been doing the same act since the advent of TV and he never was funny.

You just don't get him maaaan, Brucie is amazing......

[ATTMFKH]

Gazza - just for turning himself into a pilled up, dry mouthed wreck of a shadow ... just watched him on that Piers Morgan ( would love to fight him as well ) show.

[Philshoz]

Gazza - just for turning himself into a pilled up, dry mouthed wreck of a shadow ... just watched him on that Piers Morgan ( would love to fight him as well ) show.

Good choice, I was going to add him to my list over in 'Old Gits'......The man's a wreck.

[waxer00]

ray mears anyone...............he dessimates forists with his al fresco meanderings................i nearly wrote florists,but then it would still make sense!
he probably defficates in florists too......................bastard

[Philchapman]

Hey Flacky... playing devils advocate here..... You want to fight either of these veggies?!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzkBhWEx5Ro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtGsCJ7Chns

[flacky]

I've mellowed since that post phil. I reckon ray mears' agent is calling him now with the good news that he's just been named in a "which celeb" list.

[ATTMFKH]

^^ spotted the grammatical error of my ways as well Flacky from back in the day

[Philchapman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bw5zaiRlnM

[Jim Birtwisle]

ray mears anyone...............

Afraid I will have to disagree with you there. I think he does a great job in demonstrating how the natural world can enrich our lives without his fame affecting his ego. That said he'll probably end up on 'I'm a celebrity' at some point and I'll retract this statement. Bear Grills on the other hand....

[waxer00]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bw5zaiRlnM

[waxer00]

ray mears anyone...............

Afraid I will have to disagree with you there. I think he does a great job in demonstrating how the natural world can enrich our lives without his fame affecting his ego. That said he'll probably end up on 'I'm a celebrity' at some point and I'll retract this statement. Bear Grills on the other hand....

yes i agree,but nobodies above a good pisstake...even bear mears

[Jim Birtwisle]

bear mears

Lol, I met him once and he did look like he could rip your limbs off

[bakers]

not that i class them as celebrities but anyone whos been in or had anything to do with the big brother house, a big royal rumble! also i wouldnt mind trying to restrain vikki blows.

[Philshoz]

Agreed Bakers, Big Brother has 'jumped the shark'

Out of 169 posts here I'm sure John McCririck is on here. He was on Pointless Celebreties last night with his usual crazy costume and his hat had a very fetching sweat band round the rim......YUCK. What does 'The Booby' see in him?

[flacky]

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

[dogtowatch]

Only the bear necessities.

[insideout]

Anyone off that Towie programme! Or Geordie shore, Big Brother and what the fuck is everyones obsession with that shitty holiday destination in spain... Marbella i think?

[Back to Top]

Wrong thread, now moved to the old feckers thread................................God it's awful getting old!!

[bakers]

not a violent man but that prick from n dubs dappy. hes just got a face id like to hit. also i dont know if any of you have heard of "mr.beany" hes a bit of a local celebrity, paints himself orange and sits in a bath full of beans on a regular basis. cock.

[Philshoz]

Andy Murray................Why oh why can he not do it. Such tallent. Great start to the match then chokes. Too much negative body language compared to Mr Bland.

He put us through hell yesterday. As he said "I'm getting better" Well don't leave it too long.

[dan74]

Paul Weller

[dogtowatch]

Eamonn Holmes! Slimier than a lubricated tape worm.Just five minutes of This Morning is enough to leave you feeling dirty.

[flacky]

Andy Murray................Why oh why can he not do it. Such tallent. Great start to the match then chokes. Too much negative body language compared to Mr Bland.

He put us through hell yesterday. As he said "I'm getting better" Well don't leave it too long.

I had a similar discussion with a mate who's a tennis coach at a David Lloyd gym. I said he needs a body language coach, stop sulking round the court like a grounded teenager. Federer is Mr Ice. Nadal is like a bull, Djokovic looks like a boxer waiting to come out of his corner, and Murray looks like an extra from Kevin and Perry.

How long til Danny 1 says Paulo Di Canio? Excellent theatrics on the touchline as the black cats destroy the barcodes today...

[Leven]

A lot of them, but top of the list is Craig David....he released a song once called "Fill me in"....god, I'd love to fill him in!!