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Postby Bigjohn » Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:34 pm

Meet Eric, his love of cookies has made him careless. Bearing in mind that he likes computer cables for dessert, what should I give him? Mallet or mercy?
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Postby future » Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:39 pm

Dude, you are truly starting to worry me and as a rule I dont worry.
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Postby blind » Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:41 pm

how about glueing him/her to our flying turtle :wink:
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Postby Bigjohn » Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:50 pm

future wrote:Dude, you are truly starting to worry me and as a rule I dont worry.

Dude, if I was you looking at the things I say about me, I'd worry, but there really is no need. Don't worry, it'll take years off yor life, be happy. Unless your name is Eric, you have very large ears and you intend to continue chewing my BLOODY COMPUTER CABLES! In which case be afraid, be very very afraid :evil:
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Postby thedeadly » Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:59 pm

how about glueing him/her to our flying turtle


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Postby silverwaxer » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:06 pm

take yer catapult load him into the cup and fire him into orbit! mouse in space! sorted! :D or play the real life version of mouse trap with yer mallet! personally i would use a 8 pound lump hammer! total.
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Postby purpleandy » Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:25 pm

blind wrote:how about glueing him/her to our flying turtle :wink:
top line blind!!! we could glue a couple of monkeys and a giraffe on as well and call the turtle noah :wink: :wink:
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Postby blind » Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:49 pm

come on Purpleandy how big do you think the turtle is , and i dont think the fur would stick , unless we shave them :shock: wibble
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Postby thedeadly » Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:13 pm

Bearing in mind that he likes computer cables for dessert, what should I give him? Mallet or mercy
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post him to me - then he can have a chance in the age old game of cat & mouse :lol: :lol:

my cat brought one of those home yesterday and as i ushered him out of the front door with his prize still in his mouth i noticed all 4 ickle mouse legs practicing paddling - amazing - a surfing mouse, who would have thought !
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Postby purpleandy » Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:14 pm

just don't mention cats :shock: :shock: cos with slopsurfer being a vicar do we really want to go down the shaved ***** route :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: especially as i'm still feeling guilty about starting the whole filching/felching thing...............
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Postby purpleandy » Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:18 pm

and hey presto - just as i posted "dont mention cats" the deadly arrived with impeccable timing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby thedeadly » Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:49 pm

MEOOOOOW
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Postby Bigjohn » Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:42 am

I haven't seen Eric yet this morning, starting to wonder if the little fella's ok. It was a bit cold here last night.. :( :shock:
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