The only fun is to be had is hiding in wardrobes and scaring children and the elderly
the problem is that if you did that up in Newcastle you'd get an irate Geordie granny trying to rip your head off!
I've never dared go into the restaurant in Ikea, by the time I get that far I just want to get the hell out and face fighting more grannies in the loading bays - possibly the most stupid invention ever not being able to take large items to your car but havign to wait for every other bugger
My mate went to Ikea once with his little brother (12) who managed to eat 8 ikea meatballs then threw them up in the bedroom department, probably some sort of non violent protest if you ask me.
Slop, let me know next time you're making a dash for freedom!