stupid questions

[purpleandy]

sat in my lesson about to dissect hearts when a little lad puts his hand up and asks "sir, why aren't they beating?"
got me thinking - whats the stupidest question you've ever been asked ?????

[Grizzly]

Working in a surf shop, a rather large, rather red gentleman turns up in some pants korean pretend 4x4 towing a jetski and asks if we have tides here.

[Paddy.James]

Ahhh recently...
Do i want to go to Busted Gig on Saturday?

[Hokusai]

Both my sons, 16 and 14 didn't know that David Blunkett was blind. The younger one thought he always had a guard dog with him.

[thedeadly]

stupid question posed to myself when i was very young

"i wonder what i look like when my eyes are closed"

i even went to the mirror to , erm see !

[Shukiki]

lol. Funny coment while working in a chip shop.
" i like my kabab in a foil container because im posh! "

[ryan3]

Anyone seen the core? Its a pants film where people have to go down to the core of the earth
Well after about an hour after they designed this craft that can dig down and withstand the pressure etc. They launch it in to the sea and it starts to tunnel down .......... the missus goes 'I thought they were going into space' ..... what

[okerre]

was peeling a satsuma at work and one of the not so clever female admin staff looked over and said ' ooo look, a really tiny orange' ....genius

[Bigjohn]

My missus was talking about the seven wonders of the world and named a few ".....the pyramids, the great wall of china, the hanging baskets of babylon"!!

[okerre]

My missus was talking about the seven wonders of the world and named a few ".....the pyramids, the great wall of china, the hanging baskets of babylon"!!

I hear their pansies were amazing.... were they near the leaning tower of Pizza

[mouse]

hee hee, love the David Blunkett dog thing!

My sister's boyf once confused the words Tiramisu and Tsunami:

"If there's an earthquake in L.A., what's the risk of a Tiramisu?"

still tickles me

[slopsurfer]

If there's an earthquake in L.A., what's the risk of a Tiramisu?"

So thats why people don't seem to mind the quakes often wondered why

[[REZ]]

my non surfer mates still think that we wax the bottom of the board for speed!!
oh and that we ride the crest of the wave at all times

[bwganbran]

My aunt is a great one for malapropism, my fave this month was the description of a scarf off QVC, "ooh it was lovely, it went round the neck and is pinned to your top with a courgette" ????????? a new kind of style?

My mates wife was watchin the advert for "yorkshire tea" and she said "well i never!, i thought it was too cold to grow tea in yorkshire"...............................nuff said

[Grizzly]

Upon driving to an airport and seeing the control tower, my mates better half wondered aloud why they'd have a lighthouse so far inland.

And my mother trying to explain digital tv to my g.mother "it comes in straight lines so it doesn't get tangled up." "Is that how cds work?" "I think so" "Why are they round, then and not square?"

[thedeadly]

And my mother trying to explain digital tv to my g.mother "it comes in straight lines so it doesn't get tangled up." "Is that how cds work?" "I think so" "Why are they round, then and not square?"

love it !

[purpleandy]

oh sweet jesus it gets worse. the little lad who asked me why the hearts were not beating obviously spent the rest of the week processing my stunned response and today came out with the following
"yeah but i watched a telly programme where they took the heart out and it was still beating...."

"what programme was that???????"

"the simpsons"

(ps anyone who thinks teaching is easy should try to deal with a conversation like that when you're hungover as f**k the day after your christmas do without upsetting the little love...................)