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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby geno provolone » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:11 am

thanks quiet guy, I'll hoist a brew to your health.

I'll even drink to big feller, tootes, snowfun, and JLcont,
after all, we CAN agree that Beer is GOOOOOOD
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby thedeadly » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:16 pm

geno provolone wrote:Dear trouty,
Please tell the folks here the pic is not me.
I am an american, therefore I am Much more attractive than that. (everyone knows americans are the best looking folk on the planet.)
Cheers
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this thread is called "Ask Troutlips" therefore you can only post questions and thanks to Troutlips , get it !!! :roll:
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby cheeese » Sat May 03, 2008 8:10 pm

hello troutlips i found a pic of geno can you just confirm its him please


haha found geno as a wee baby;
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby geno provolone » Mon May 05, 2008 10:07 am

hey, my mama loved me
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby cheeese » Fri May 09, 2008 3:39 pm

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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby Ross » Sun May 25, 2008 11:09 pm

Dear trouty what kind of sacrifice do i have to make to appease the surf gods
Surfings the source man change your life sware to god.
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Mon May 26, 2008 9:45 pm

look after my cats for a year , so I can bugger off round the world, plenty swell after that mate
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Mon May 26, 2008 10:02 pm

smelly skater wrote:hello troutlips i found a pic of geno can you just confirm its him please

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sorry mate thats his twin berty , heres more of a recent picture of geno.


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you can catch him most days down your local break with a soft top ironing board, sporting a denim wetsuit, and shouting fair go bea and ripper to the kids and jelly fish, telling loooooonnnnnngggggg a tale of how he was a pro (and we all know what kind) and drives a jet ski, well he needs to get out the back somehow.
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Mon May 26, 2008 10:06 pm

Squelchy wrote:i have a question :-|
who won the Zimbabwe general election?
my uncle edi
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Mon May 26, 2008 10:08 pm

bigfeller wrote:Dear Trouty,

Does quietguy's last post betray a certain siege mentality, and if so, doesn't that mean that he is, in fact, , talking bollocks?

What further insight can we glean from this behaviour?
very strange .....I would say they might be one and the same person
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby Alwayzthekook » Tue May 27, 2008 6:17 am

troutlips wrote:Image

LOL - kin great!!! :lol:
He used to give me roses.....
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Postby troutlips » Tue May 27, 2008 11:57 am

that was on the outside now things are different then
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:57 pm

seen this germanic bus on the north coast last week, classic

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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby danny1 » Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:24 pm

niiice!!!...........how is the low tide bank at that spot at the moment?
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:40 pm

well spotted , was no too bad dude but needed a wee bit more size that day :wink:
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby Chris F » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:24 am

Can we ask troutlips wher you have been these last few months?
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:28 pm

down south, maldives, east coast, north coast, east coast, east coast, north coast, north coast, east coast, east coast, north coast, east coast, east coast, north coast, east coast, belly of a greenland shark and a stayed with a wierd old midget named henry with webbed feet for a wee while, what a swimmer and great duck diver :-D
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby Chris F » Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:43 am

New baby has eaten up time this year! Hardly had any free time at all, and when I have, been too tired to surf, so fat and unfit. Happy though!
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:30 pm

found this very intersting site for my good old freind harold.
http://www.myspace.com/haroldbishopfanclub

we used to star in 70's porn together, those were the days. feels to give me roses

famouse quote from harold :ive came!!!
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:30 pm

who's are the pish flaps floating in my tea??
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby roberdy » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:06 pm

bleedin heck mate, where have you been?? :) just as an indicator, the top post on this page was by Geno Provolone!! What did you do with him trouty?
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby Kamikaze » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:48 pm

He magically turned him into Roy! (Thanks for that Troutlips)
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:05 pm

roberdy wrote:bleedin heck mate, where have you been?? :) just as an indicator, the top post on this page was by Geno Provolone!! What did you do with him trouty?

geno provolone the cheesemiester actually returned to italy to persue a career in ant farming, his aunt is now filing a lawsuit :-D as cloning humans in italy is now ilegal as too much cloning causes a tick in the upper left cheep this is also coupled by shouting black mamba wins......? :-D
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:10 pm

Kamikaze wrote:He magically turned him into Roy! (Thanks for that Troutlips)

roy unfortunatly is very much roy, he can be found on most beaches entering into a family fued shouting at his sons fighting, CHOKE HIM CHOKE HIM CHOKE HIM
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby sequoiaboard » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:27 pm

Welcome back TL..............I have so many questions....................
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby surfinsmiler » Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:59 pm

troutlips wrote:
Kamikaze wrote:He magically turned him into Roy! (Thanks for that Troutlips)

roy unfortunatly is very much roy, he can be found on most beaches entering into a family fued shouting at his sons fighting, CHOKE HIM CHOKE HIM CHOKE HIM

Does that mean he's really called Roy Paskovitz?
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby Roy Stuart » Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:11 pm

Drone.......

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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby surfinsmiler » Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:20 pm

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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby troutlips » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:41 am

hey roy looong time dude 8)
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Re: Ask troutlips

Postby geno provolone » Sat May 05, 2012 10:50 am

Allo, matey
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