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The random sh*t thread.

Postby Poo Stance » Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:43 pm

Post random shit here if you don't want to start a new thread?

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby flacky » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:56 pm

Fry 4 chopped rashers of cheap ass streaky smoked bacon, boil enough spagetti/linguine for two, add to bacon and stir up so the juice coats the pasta, turn off the heat, add 2 whole eggs and 3 other yolks, and mix furiously, add a shit load of parmesan and more black pepper than you think you need, and serve up the best carbonara you'll ever eat. Just done it and I'm guaranteed at least oral tonight!
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby henryg » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:02 pm

^^^^ Crush a clove of garlic with the side of a knife and toss it in with the bacon then take it out before you add the pasta for added flava :P
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby flacky » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:09 pm

Instead of adding chilli to bolognese for added kick, add a spoonful of heroin.
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby Black » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:19 pm

^^ or methadone if you're coming off! :wink:
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby Monkey_Alan » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:40 pm

Gordon Brown is a twat
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby shackattack2 » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:46 pm

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby eire08 » Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:49 pm

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby KennyW » Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:41 pm

Why do sore throats get worse when u lie down, and even worse when u go to sleep? :evil:
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby flacky » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:58 am

Do you want new wave or do you want the truth?
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby Kamikaze » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:43 pm

flacky wrote:Fry 4 chopped rashers of cheap ass streaky smoked bacon, boil enough spagetti/linguine for two, add to bacon and stir up so the juice coats the pasta, turn off the heat, add 2 whole eggs and 3 other yolks, and mix furiously, add a shit load of parmesan and more black pepper than you think you need, and serve up the best carbonara you'll ever eat. Just done it and I'm guaranteed at least oral tonight!



Is she going to eat the carbonara to take the taste of the oral away? :-D
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby Kamikaze » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:47 pm

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby ATTMFKH » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:24 pm

Never put jam on magnets ..........
Are We Too Deep ...............
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby flacky » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:59 pm

Kamikaze wrote:
flacky wrote:Fry 4 chopped rashers of cheap ass streaky smoked bacon, boil enough spagetti/linguine for two, add to bacon and stir up so the juice coats the pasta, turn off the heat, add 2 whole eggs and 3 other yolks, and mix furiously, add a shit load of parmesan and more black pepper than you think you need, and serve up the best carbonara you'll ever eat. Just done it and I'm guaranteed at least oral tonight!



Is she going to eat the carbonara to take the taste of the oral away? :-D


Other way round I guess.
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby Kamikaze » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:20 pm

just found this site http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php couldn't resist it.

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby shackattack2 » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:57 pm

Never scare a black man........

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby Monkey_Alan » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:47 pm

:lol: He didnt look very scared to me!
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby shackattack2 » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:34 pm

sorry.... never "try" and scare a black man :wink:

cause he gonna knock you tha f***k out
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby gordonbrown » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:51 pm

monkey-alan smells :roll:
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby meeeow » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:22 pm

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby WP101 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:40 pm

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby Poo Stance » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:13 pm

^^^ :shock: if only it's wasn't CGI though.

This was a bit of fun.

http://www.15secondtv.com/

Canne get the streetfighter to work though... any1?
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby flacky » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:15 pm

Why would you go to fucking Weight "watchers" when the whole fucking point is to fucking lose weight?
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby flacky » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:16 pm

Did anyone else just see Mrs Doyle's tits swinging free???? Go on go go on go on go on...
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby meeeow » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:40 pm

how about this shaping video i made

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby johnnyb » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:43 pm

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby gordonbrown » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:59 am

flacky wrote:Did anyone else just see Mrs Doyle's tits swinging free???? Go on go go on go on go on...

left me feeling dazed, confused and a little bit dirty. :?
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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby WeAreMemories » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:26 am

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Re: The random sh*t thread.

Postby Monkey_Alan » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:54 am

hahahahaha You can hardly blame him! his wife is such a swamp donkey :lol:
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