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zombie plan ?

Postby Vince Noir » Mon May 09, 2011 9:20 pm

Anyone got one ?

I had one for my old home but am feeling vulnerable as i dont know where the nearest gunsmith is :lol:


i think my best chance would be to lock and load, stock up on food, and go to lundy island 8)
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Kamikaze » Tue May 10, 2011 11:34 am

Lundy no good. imagin how scary Zombie Puffins would be!

isle of wight would be better. place is already full of zombies, but they don't bother anyone.
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby SurfOnYourBum » Tue May 10, 2011 11:34 am

Have you come across the Zombie Survival and Defence Wiki? It is a genius mix of people that find it amusing to think / talk about these things and some total nutjobs that go to extreme lengths to protect themselves from what they see as the inevitable zombie uprising.

Anyway, you don't need a gun store, just a toy store and a petrol station!
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby PapaWoolacombe » Tue May 17, 2011 8:31 pm

Just finished reading "How to survive a Zombie attack" - surprisingly useful and made a pretty good read.

I've a bit of a fascination with apocalyptic events or atleast the potential of. Ita always in the back of my mind and continually find myself planing for such events... perhaps not directly but with the likes of building skills that would aid me in such situations, being self sufficient construction, maintenance and awareness of security...

I'd like to think it was a healthy obsession and I can't help but think that its an all too close reality. ok prob not zombies but certainly the likes of some kind of virus, collapse of foodchain when the bee's die etc etc. scary stuff . :?
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby flacky » Sun May 22, 2011 10:19 am

When you're in a position where you HAVE to land an aeroplane, and you enter the cockpit, what's the most important piece of equipment?
No, it's not a parachute. Modern passenger aircraft do not carry them contrary to what TV has told you. It's the headphones. YOU cannot land that sucker, but the man on the other end of them CAN.

I hope you've learned something today.

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I'm with you papa, I love shit like this.
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Zac Gibson » Sun May 22, 2011 10:16 pm

i too have an unhealthy obsession with plans if there were to be a zombie apocalypse i know my nearest gun store is and what vehicle i would require but was wondering where everyone was thinking of holing up? i was thinkin supermarket would be good food cctv etc or somewhere like creally as you could set up a cool little camp and it only has a few ways in (less ways out is the negative) where else are people thinking?
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby danny1 » Sun May 22, 2011 10:26 pm

drive to west coast ireland..out inthe sticks where no one else lives..forage and stay on the move.
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby flacky » Sun May 22, 2011 10:34 pm

You'll drown mid way Danny.

My plan, steal a boat. Piracy, who's with me ya mutinous dogs?
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Zac Gibson » Sun May 22, 2011 10:36 pm

flacky wrote:You'll drown mid way Danny.

My plan, steal a boat. Piracy, who's with me ya mutinous dogs?


thought about this but dwindling supplies of water and fuel would be a pain having to constantly dock find a mode of transport to get said supplies would be dangerous also i fuckin hate fish :lol:
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby flacky » Sun May 22, 2011 10:44 pm

Zac Gibson wrote:
flacky wrote:You'll drown mid way Danny.

My plan, steal a boat. Piracy, who's with me ya mutinous dogs?


thought about this but dwindling supplies of water and fuel would be a pain having to constantly dock find a mode of transport to get said supplies would be dangerous also i fuckin hate fish :lol:


Fuel? The wind. Water? Plenty of it. It'll never dwindle. Ever. Dock? Deserted Islands. Or Wales. I've been down on a welsh bird, no fuckers having a bite of them!
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby creature » Mon May 23, 2011 7:40 am

the zombie apocalypse is happening already.... and i think blowing up the kessock bridge will be my first action
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby danny1 » Mon May 23, 2011 8:50 am

hmm good point re the ferry...

maybe i change my plan to north scotland then

is this why you are going to NZ flack?

fule- gonna have to invest in some small scale renewables- solar and small wind turbine for the top of the van.


would a taser work on a zombie? do their nerveous system still function?
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby flacky » Mon May 23, 2011 9:09 am

Danny, it's actually on the immigration forms as one of the reasons for wanting to live there. Along with "Do you believe in Roy"
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby ATTMFKH » Mon May 23, 2011 12:34 pm

zombies are immune to Tasers
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Underdog » Mon May 23, 2011 10:20 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:zombies are immune to Tasers


Damn. That's my plan A down the drain.
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Underdog » Mon May 23, 2011 10:26 pm

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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby flacky » Mon May 23, 2011 10:27 pm

There's no science behind that though. You might still be ok. If it works in Leeds it'll work on Zombies.
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Vince Noir » Mon May 23, 2011 10:57 pm

depends on what type of zombies they are

28 day later style, id probably make sure i had a gun to top myself incase i got cornered

slow moving things, head out into the sticks, hole up, make a compound, try and become self sufficient, with an amoured bus to go and get supplies


probably get bored quickly, so would have to be near the coast for surf, fishing etc
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby flacky » Mon May 23, 2011 11:08 pm

Just cover yourself in marmite. You have a 50/50 chance I guess.
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby danny1 » Tue May 24, 2011 7:47 am

US Center for Disease Control provides detailed instructions on what do in case of Zombie Apocalypse bit.ly/j1qhr1
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby flacky » Tue May 24, 2011 7:58 am

It's good that people are talking about it. What do they suggest if you shrink the kids?
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby shackattack2 » Tue May 24, 2011 8:01 am

I would join the zombies...they are the superior race after all mow aw aw aw :twisted:
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Jimmo » Tue May 24, 2011 10:47 pm

I live 5 mins from work where there's 2 boats - biggest one carries about 16 ton fuel and 10 pot water.
Got vhf, gps, radar, galley and loads of dvd porn.
I'd head to the Farnes first. Eat seals for a bit. Maybe raid the co op at Seahouses for tabs.
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Chris F » Wed May 25, 2011 10:16 am

Kamikaze wrote:Lundy no good. imagin how scary Zombie Puffins would be!

isle of wight would be better. place is already full of zombies, but they don't bother anyone.


Barra would be a beter choice, less potentially infected population to clear out, and better surf. or Islay provided you can access the distilleries.
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Zac Gibson » Wed May 25, 2011 1:02 pm

Chris F wrote:
Kamikaze wrote:Lundy no good. imagin how scary Zombie Puffins would be!

isle of wight would be better. place is already full of zombies, but they don't bother anyone.


Barra would be a beter choice, less potentially infected population to clear out, and better surf. or Islay provided you can access the distilleries.


islay would be a good choice even better would be jura above it only bout 200 people live there woudl be ideal i reckon!
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Chris F » Wed May 25, 2011 2:30 pm

danny1 wrote:US Center for Disease Control provides detailed instructions on what do in case of Zombie Apocalypse bit.ly/j1qhr1


If you watch "the Walking Dead" though, the CDC was overrun so they clearly don't have a clue.
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Chris F » Wed May 25, 2011 2:34 pm

Zac Gibson wrote:even better would be jura above it only bout 200 people live there woudl be ideal i reckon!


But Jura is swell shadowed by Islay, and there's not much climbing, plus fishing on Islay would be better, and beaches are nicer. These things are important.
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby ATTMFKH » Wed May 25, 2011 3:13 pm

Chris F wrote:
Zac Gibson wrote:even better would be jura above it only bout 200 people live there woudl be ideal i reckon!


But Jura is swell shadowed by Islay, and there's not much climbing, plus fishing on Islay would be better, and beaches are nicer. These things are important.


Amateurs - few short swims and they'd be all over you like a rash - think lads think :roll:
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby Chris F » Wed May 25, 2011 4:14 pm

I had thought about setting up barbed wire, AP mines and claymore mines with trip wires on the beaches at the shortest swimming points, and machine gun nests dug into the machair?

Are you sure zombies can anyway? Do they drown? Or would they just walk on the bottom Highlander style?
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Re: zombie plan ?

Postby roberdy » Wed May 25, 2011 4:35 pm

screw you lot, I would be off to Fair Isle, bloody remote that place is! plenty of hill sheep to live off too, fresh water spring on the island, load of puffins and you can grow some veg in the slightly more sheltered spots.

As long as the sheep don't go zombie you'd be golden
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