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Old gits whining

Postby Black » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:39 pm

By popular demand we have a place for us.....

I'll start off by a tirade against youth!!!!! You may be young but you seem to have had sod all education, you can't type & you know bugger all about anything - there, a beginning. :-D
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Underdog » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:14 pm

UNDERpants

There is a fucking clue there. We don't need to see them..........you are not starring in The Wire.
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby mal-nourished » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:52 pm

learn to speak proper like your not from harlem or the watts area of LA hear what im saying bitch i aint your nigga...you all sound like westwood... :twisted:
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Philshoz » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:05 am

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The yoof of today............ :roll:
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Chris F » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:54 am

Pull up your fucking trousers. You look like you shat yourself.
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby mal-nourished » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:01 am

look at people when there talking too you not your bloody phone screen you ignorant little shits.. :twisted:
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:07 am

^^^ carrying on grumpy old Steve's rant ............... mono-syllabic mumbling responses with a wire in one ear while looking at your screen does not constitute good communication

Philshoz - ^^ that merde's funny :-D
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby danny1 » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:47 pm

Underdog wrote:UNDERpants

There is a fucking clue there. We don't need to see them..........you are not starring in The Wire.


yup i hate this...
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby surfinsmiler » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:24 pm

golf/baseball caps with a foot of flat peak sticking out of them! why?
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby roberdy » Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:15 pm

fricken 'tards incapable of reading a simple post about NOT posting the same thing multiple times when you first join certain forums CAUSE THE POSTS HAVE TO BE APPROVED FIRST!!!! especially on the for sale forum, it's endemic stupidity!
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby PapaWoolacombe » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:10 pm

danny1 wrote:
Underdog wrote:UNDERpants

There is a fucking clue there. We don't need to see them..........you are not starring in The Wire.


yup i hate this...


Saw someone face plant a couple of week ago cause they had their cakks so far down they triped over them... I LOL'ed
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Matt Rose » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:38 am

Spending hundreds and hundreds on alloys and other parts to make you car look like a transformer will not double its value.
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Chris F » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:57 am

Matt Rose wrote:Spending hundreds and hundreds on alloys and other parts to make you car look like a transformer will not double its value.


And then trying to sell it for how much you have spent on it (plus some) and wondering why no-one will touch the piece of shit with a bargepole.
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby waxer00 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:04 am

checkered bras on lowered` gone round the clock 3 times` t4`s............get a grip you youthful buffoons
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby waxer00 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:09 am

gettin an orgasm when climbing a rope in p.e..............get a grip you youthful chumps!
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby surfinsmiler » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:34 pm

Chris F wrote:
Matt Rose wrote:Spending hundreds and hundreds on alloys and other parts to make you car look like a transformer will not double its value.


And then trying to sell it for how much you have spent on it (plus some) and wondering why no-one will touch the piece of shit with a bargepole.

Oooh! Oooh! and fitting a shit body"styling" kit with wings and ducts and scoops which probably destroys the acceleration/fuel efficiency of the 1.2 "power"plant.
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Poo Stance » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:53 pm

Young people that insist on helping me cross the road when I don't even want to cross the fucking thing when all I was doing was perving on the school girl the other side.

Or policemen that think because I'm not wearing anything under my trenchcoat I'm gonna flash my droopy balls outside school. Don't you know how easy it is to self deficate when your wearing just a long coat? Do you know how often I shit and piss myself?

Speaking of incontinence pants. What's the fucking point? I just piss down my trouser now. I smell of piss anyway because no ones been round to wash me for weeks.
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Philshoz » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:34 am

People who post an ad selling something and don't respond to emails....... :-x
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby ATTMFKH » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:44 am

Philshoz wrote:People who post an ad selling something and don't respond to emails....... :-x


How about a guy agrees to buy yer board , says he'll pay on Monday, you sort out courier & packaging and then he doesn't reply to PM's / vanishes :evil:
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Philshoz » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:22 pm

'Drives superb'...............I'm sorry but that gets me every time.

'A superb drive' 'drives superbly' OK but who actually uses superb?....... :roll:
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Philshoz » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:24 pm

I could go on and probably will.

I suspect I am the oldest git on here.................. :? :-( :shock: :wink:
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Black » Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:53 pm

Philshoz wrote:I suspect I am the oldest git on here.................. :? :-( :shock: :wink:
You are certainly a git anyway! :lol:

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Re: Old gits whining

Postby splinter » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:56 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:How about a guy agrees to buy yer board , says he'll pay on Monday, you sort out courier & packaging and then he doesn't reply to PM's / vanishes :evil:


I don't know what it is about surfboards in particular but this sort of thing happens a lot! You get so many "tyre kickers" it's unreal!
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Philshoz » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:32 pm

Black wrote:
Philshoz wrote:I suspect I am the oldest git on here.................. :? :-( :shock: :wink:
You are certainly a git anyway! :lol:



How very dare you............ :!:
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby gavtheoldskater » Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:17 pm

here's a real whine...

woman who lives next to my in-laws does feck all except sit on the sofa and order stuff from shopping channels, literally boxes arrive everyday half the time being left at said in-laws. she does not work. there is feck all wrong with her, she walks a dog twice a day and drives happily. in december, after beibng unable to sell her house, it was priced at least twice what it was worth so no surprise, she decided she did'nt want to live there any more so simply stopped paying her mortgage. 6 months on its getting even better, for some reason she apparently needs two hips and knees, has jumped the waiting list - and seeing as her mobility is fine, my dad had to have his hips done and he could hardly move, and now is getting a brand new mini on some disability scam completely free because, wait for it, as she owns her own car the care worker has said its likely to get repossessed so its better she gets said mini quick.

the final kicker... so thats a free car, free servicing, a new car every two years, free road tax. and she was whinging this morning to father in law that shes got to pay for fuel and tyres.

no wonder this country is fecked!
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Jonzi » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:49 pm

gavtheoldskater wrote:..snip..



http://www.shopthem.com/

Dunno if it's legit or not. looks like a budget website.
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby Chris F » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:59 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:
Philshoz wrote:People who post an ad selling something and don't respond to emails....... :-x


How about a guy agrees to buy yer board , says he'll pay on Monday, you sort out courier & packaging and then he doesn't reply to PM's / vanishes :evil:


I hope that's nothing to do with DS on my side? I know he's off on hols for a week.
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby danny1 » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:42 pm

Chris F wrote:
ATTMFKH wrote:
Philshoz wrote:People who post an ad selling something and don't respond to emails....... :-x


How about a guy agrees to buy yer board , says he'll pay on Monday, you sort out courier & packaging and then he doesn't reply to PM's / vanishes :evil:




aye this happened to me on the board swap. swap agreed.bloke dissapears..send him some mails etc....no answer
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Re: Old gits whining

Postby ATTMFKH » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:52 pm

How about a guy agrees to buy yer board , says he'll pay on Monday, you sort out courier & packaging and then he doesn't reply to PM's / vanishes :evil:[/quote]

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aye this happened to me on the board swap. swap agreed.bloke dissapears..send him some mails etc....no answer[/quote]

arseholes - the guy posts as DUBSTEPS - phone calls, PM's , texts all ignored, if he wanted out of the deal then a call or anything would do - but to ignore everything makes you a spineless cunt ........ I'm stopping myslef short of posting his name and address :twisted:

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Re: Old gits whining

Postby mal-nourished » Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:00 pm

its going to a great home get it right ... :lol: on the subject of for sale ads not a great idea to give a ride report on a advert where it says only ridden once.....unless your kelly... :roll:
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