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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Chris F » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:41 am

Jim Birtwisle wrote:deep down hope that they follow through and end up looking like a twat but it never happens.


How do you know for sure?
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:10 pm

/\/\/\Haha! Dunno for sure. But just once I would like to see them meake a red faced dive for the stall, that would teach 'em.
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby sandygroyne » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:10 pm

Right,

People that think that their age gives them the right to be rude and obnoxious. I hate it when they barge around and push infront of you giving you evils because "you've no respect", even though I could barely stand and was in agony they assume they're worse off than you.

Regarding previous posts I gave up on ASDA years ago, you can feel your IQ being drained away and got fed up with the clerks drooling on my veg!
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:53 pm

sandygroyne wrote:Regarding previous posts I gave up on ASDA years ago, you can feel your IQ being drained away and got fed up with the clerks drooling on my veg!


Probably just trying to work out what the hell it is
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Ross90 » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:17 pm

Chris F wrote:
Ross90 wrote:On the supermarket theme (morrisons seems to be a serial offender of attracting particularly annoying old people) slow walkers


I fucking hate old women who wander around supermarkets like they've stumbled into Aladdin's Cave and stop dead in the middle of the aisle and stare at the shelves in bewonderment. Yes you can now get marmite in a fucking squeezy jar! Is it really that amazing that you need to look on in amazement and discuss it for 10 minutes with your biddy mate / equally ancient husband with a face like a scrotum.

Or fat old womem with 3 kids in tow who stop to chat with their equally fat old women mate as though they have never seen each other in years, meanwhile they just stopped and chatted in another aisle about 10 minutes ago. And they fully block the aisle with their trolleys stacked with value brand ready meals and discuss what bargain crap food they have got to stuff down their offspring's faces with the minimum of effort. And each of the kids has been given a 10p packed of wotsits so they will shut their whining little faces and the kids stare at you when you ask them to move out the way looking up at you like little drool coated oompah loompahs with the wotsit crumbs glued to the snot trail dripping out of their noses.

And breathe.


Hahahahaha!! YES! I think it's safe to say old people piss young people off. I feel like its almost my duty to carry on the trend when I reach that age. Annoying the hell out of everyone round every supermarket in my region. Or I could go the other way and be "that awesome old dude that still shreds a 'x' surf spot, even though he's about 80" still undecided.
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Philshoz » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:28 pm

Ross90 wrote:
Hahahahaha!! YES! I think it's safe to say old people piss young people off. I feel like its almost my duty to carry on the trend when I reach that age. Annoying the hell out of everyone round every supermarket in my region. Or I could go the other way and be "that awesome old dude that still shreds a 'x' surf spot, even though he's about 80" still undecided.



The latter....... :wink:

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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:18 am

Oh, and fancy dress parties. Although most people who know me will probably say I'm a miserable git I actually like to party as much as the next guy. But NEVER in my life have I been at a party and thought to myself 'hmm, what would make this party really great is if everyone was dressed like a complete prick'. Maybe it's just me, but I really don't like spending a whole day stressing looking to buy some cheap crappy outfit or trying to make one. Only to then spend the whole evening trying to explain to a bunch of people I don't know who Rasputin was.
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Vince Noir » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:48 am

fancy dress is amazing what you chatting about fool ?


that said you either go all out and do something decent, or you don't at all....last fancy dress night i did was Top gun themed..went as goose playing volley ball. great excuse to have the gunnz on show and sing the everly brothers to some unsuspecting whench


in my "old age" though , i have lost all desire to go to parties and socialise with drunk idiots
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:01 am

I think perhaps I lack imagination, or maybe I'm socially awkward enough without having to wear something that lakes me look and feel like a pratt. These days everyone always says I should go as a surfer and just wear a wetsuit, they obviously haven't smelled my wetsuit!
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby bakers » Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:06 pm

love this thread..
my pet hate is people who "pebble dash" the toilet in work, dont use any toilet paper and dont flush the chain, ehy would someone do this??? i dont understand, they must be walking around buzzing.
also seen a kook surfing a few times who wears a baseball cap backwards and board shorts over his wetsuit... just why?
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:45 pm

/\/\/\ What's up with that? Sometimes I'm appalled by the state people can leave a toilet in. Many times you go to the stall at work and it looks like someone has tripped and dropped a chocolate gataeu into the bowl, not something you would expect working in a building full of 'professionals'.
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby buttholesurfer » Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:30 pm

waxer00 wrote:and neatly laid out sheds with shelves full of fucking jars with rusting screws in??


My dad does that... would be really handy if the screws were all the same grade and length. The worst thing is he actually keeps off cuts of different size timber?! What's all that about?
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Chris F » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:51 pm

You never know wen you might need it
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby swiggy » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:44 pm

People selling surfboards without mentioning the dimensions. Its usually written right there on the stringer. A "6'1 surfboard" could be a high performance shortboard (interested), or a 20 inch wide boat of a board (not interested). How do you expect to sell a board without even listing the dims? And people who refer to everything as a fish. Most of the time it isn't a fish, just a bloated shortboard. If its 7'6 it just isn't a fish, its a funboard/minimal. If its 6'6 its probably a big guy shortboard.

And people selling wetsuits without listing the size.

Waste of time contacting somebody just to find out its not what you want at all. :evil:
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby swiggy » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:46 pm

Wait a second, that had nothing to do with old people. Ah well. Just had a frustrating round of looking for cheap second hand surf stuff here, I have ripped both my winter suits (amazingly both times hitting the reef ripped clean through the suit but left my skin untouched), creased one of my "everyday" shortboards and ripped a fin plug out of the other. Think its time to retire the creased one, its had so many repairs its starting to get heavy.
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Philshoz » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:14 am

buttholesurfer wrote: The worst thing is he actually keeps off cuts of different size timber?! What's all that about?


That is actually a sensible thing to do IMO, many times needed a small piece to finish off a job. It's a pain having to go and buy new.....
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby waxer00 » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:44 am

and you can burn it in woodburners.....choice
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby waxer00 » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:49 am

tripe...................why?
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby waxer00 » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:52 am

ear hair ................get a grip(not literally you understand)..................(although it is long enough to make a tarzan swing)
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby manbearpig » Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:18 pm

half of you guys sound like you care way too much about the mens room.
unless you are the cleaner, or there to bum other guys, i really dont see a problem :lol:
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Leven » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:20 pm

Text Speak....and go!
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby bakers » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:53 am

problem being its disgusting! the mens room is a fantastic place. if you tactically use your toilet visits you can shave a good solid hour off the working day. as i type this im on the toilet, not actually using it, ive sent a few emails, checked the surf and bought some stuff i dont need off ebay!
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Philshoz » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:14 pm

bakers wrote:problem being its disgusting! the mens room is a fantastic place. if you tactically use your toilet visits you can shave a good solid hour off the working day. as i type this im on the toilet, not actually using it, ive sent a few emails, checked the surf and bought some stuff i dont need off ebay!


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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:55 pm

Advertising agencies that believe the world would be a fun and more pleasant place if we all gathered in impromptu 'flash mob' style singing and dancing in public spaces. I hate that kind of crap. Also...

Dance Troops. Surely, the way things are going every child in Britain will have at some point in their life, been a member of a dance troop. It's been done, it's getting boring now. Oh and....

'Cutting Edge' street bands. You know, the ones that all have the really original idea of making instruments out of items they find on the street. Making percussion instruments out of plastic oil drums and xylaphones out of scrap metal sounds pretty terrible and does little to 'inspire' me.

Just thought I'd throw those in there to bring us back on topic.
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Ross90 » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:19 pm

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These cunting cunts
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Jim Birtwisle » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:54 pm

/\/\/\couldn't agree more. I give both time and money to a few charities I choise to support, but I hate these people trying to guilt trip you into signing up for their cause. Sometimes it's something I would donate to but of course you can't make a one off donation. However if you really want to you can always ask for the address of the charity head office and send your one-off cheque there. Cut them out the equation and be happy in the knowledge that you donated something.
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby waxer00 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:52 am

it really annoys me when old gits try to be young and hip and happenning ,so much so,it makes my lumbago flare up.....ask vince the old coot!
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Vince Noir » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:26 pm

^ last warning old man . we'll revoke your bus pass !

agree with all of the above..."hi hows your day going ? have you got a spare 5 minutes for me just to talk to you about the plight of the rainforest"...no fuck off, you get paid £9 an hour I'm not listening to you spout some sales pitch crap that you don't believe in.

anything "nu age" also pisses me off.where do these dickheads come from ?





surprisingly nothing has pissed me off today..im sure it won't be long though
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:46 pm

^^^ LRQA Auditors - they are heading my way - failed policeman for business .....CNUTS :twisted: not pissed me off yet but I'm sure as soon as he opens his mouth and aks 'where's the risk register' , 'where's the bid file' ....... I'll spark the c*nt clean out (if only) :roll:
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Re: Young Gits Whining

Postby Chris F » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:07 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:^^^ LRQA:


Not our lot btw. Seperate company.
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