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Re: Things I hate

Postby Chris F » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:48 pm

People who walk in "conversation formation"; one in the middle, and one to each side and slightly ahead so they can all sea and hear each other, and at the same time block the entire pavement.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philshoz » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:31 pm

Supermarket Fart Clouds..............you know who you are
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Re: Things I hate

Postby flacky » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:12 pm

Luis Suarez. Vile cunt.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Kamikaze » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:08 pm

Footballers. All of the overpaid petulant ungrateful twats.

You know what would improve football? snipers, one per team on the roof. The moment someone rolls on the floor in fake agony, take a knee out, and when they spit, run around with their shirt over their head, group hug, plain cheat, argue with the ref, shag a team mates mrs, play for man u, chelsea or liverpool.

God I hate football.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby flacky » Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:24 pm

I used to love it. Then I only used to love Everton. Then I grew up, and I stopped loving Everton, and just liked them, and loved football again. Then you see someone like this animal who has been arguably the best player in the league this season behave like this, and you just turn off.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:10 pm

flacky wrote:Luis Suarez. Vile cunt.


agreed , sicko ..... something seriously wrong for a grown man to behave like that .......... looks like a fucking donkey anyway , they bite
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Grrr42 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:28 am

People who say "LOL" in conversation when they find something amusing... It's a fucking Acronym to be used in Typing you Moron! What's the matter, Don't you know how to laugh?

People who say stupid words like Chillax & Totes Amazeballs.

Stupid names for crossbreed dogs such as Cockerpoo, Jackapoo, Sprocker, Puggle, Labradoodle. It's a fucking mongrel!! Don't get me wrong, the dog may be lovely but stop trying to make it sound fancy so you can charge an extortionate amount of money for a puppy!!

Grrrr!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby flacky » Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:21 pm

Grrr42 wrote:Stupid names for crossbreed dogs such as Cockerpoo, Jackapoo, Sprocker, Puggle, Labradoodle. It's a fucking mongrel!! Don't get me wrong, the dog may be lovely but stop trying to make it sound fancy so you can charge an extortionate amount of money for a puppy!!

Grrrr!


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Re: Things I hate

Postby Chris F » Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:37 pm

I want to cross a jack russel with a shitzu and a bulldog with a shitzu. That way I can have a jackshit and a bullshit.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Grrr42 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:38 pm

You'll do for me...[/quote]

Glad I could be of service, can't be liked by everyone!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philshoz » Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:10 pm

Chris F wrote:I want to cross a jack russel with a shitzu and a bulldog with a shitzu. That way I can have a jackshit and a bullshit.


New thread please Chris........
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Re: Things I hate

Postby surfrat » Sat May 18, 2013 7:15 am

flat spells....

devil winds...

the fucking sea temps this spring...

yourself when there's no one else to blame!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby PaddingtonJettyBear » Mon May 20, 2013 2:41 pm

I hate how people worship celebrities. I hate how affected celebrities get. I hate Kanye West.

I hate the current state of society. I hate American conservatives.

I hate how surfing has become populated by uptight people on surf predicting websites.

I hate vodka and what it has done to me.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby coxie » Mon May 20, 2013 6:57 pm

Shop keepers that count the change out of the till then dump it on the counter forcing you to try and pick it up using your nail bitten sausage fingers.
Bastards!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby lefty » Mon May 20, 2013 7:20 pm

coxie wrote:Shop keepers that count the change out of the till then dump it on the counter forcing you to try and pick it up using your nail bitten sausage fingers.
Bastards!



haha

they probably enjoy watching you struggling boss.

take a little dish with you so they put it on that instead of the counter like they do in the posh bars in london...

you'll be known as that strange man with fat fingers & a dish, but you'll walk away a winner :-D
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Chris F » Tue May 21, 2013 8:33 am

coxie wrote:Shop keepers that count the change out of the till then dump it on the counter forcing you to try and pick it up using your nail bitten sausage fingers.


Fat Handed Twat!

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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philshoz » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:26 am

Turn up at your local to find half of France there having a contest........ :twisted:

Over a hundred in the water, pre contest, jeez.

Hope these conditions stick around for Monday, I'll phone in sick. Hang on, I'm the boss.......... :lol:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:06 pm

Philshoz wrote:Turn up at your local to find half of France there having a contest........ :twisted:

Over a hundred in the water, pre contest, jeez.

Kharma for letting us know how empty the waves are there! :twisted:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philshoz » Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:20 pm

Black wrote:
Philshoz wrote:Turn up at your local to find half of France there having a contest........ :twisted:

Over a hundred in the water, pre contest, jeez.

Kharma for letting us know how empty the waves are there! :twisted:


Busted............. :oops: :lol:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Grrr42 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:46 am

I've just bought a new board and it's gone flat!!!! Grrrrr!!!!!!! I hate this :-x
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Kamikaze » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:20 am

Grrr42 wrote:I've just bought a new board and it's gone flat!!!! Grrrrr!!!!!!! I hate this :-x


Why would you buy an inflatable board?
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Grrr42 » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:48 am

Why would you buy an inflatable board?[/quote]

Haar Har!!
I will re-phrase... The waves have gone flat!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby lefty » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:50 pm

phone or camera key touch sounds when typing / browsing or scrolling through the menu...


*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*


really....?
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philshoz » Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:02 am

lefty wrote:phone or camera key touch sounds when typing / browsing or scrolling through the menu...


*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*


really....?


Surely you can just dissable that in settings??
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Re: Things I hate

Postby lefty » Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:39 am

Philshoz wrote:
lefty wrote:phone or camera key touch sounds when typing / browsing or scrolling through the menu...


*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*


really....?


Surely you can just dissable that in settings??



not really the done thing to just take something out of a complete strangers hands and do though is it...?





tempting though....
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philshoz » Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:56 pm

You never said it was other peoples phones............... :oops:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby defever » Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:24 pm

Reckless typical youth driver in a hatchback full of his mates.

I'm sure he/she wouldn't drive recklessly and annoyingly if his/her poor 1.0L gimp mobile wasn't full house.

I hate peer pressure.


...Unless you're that girl who tweeted "Definitely knocked a cyclist off his bike earlier. I have right of way, he doesn't even pay road tax! #Bloodycyclists."
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Re: Things I hate

Postby lefty » Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:58 pm

the mainstream media constantly bashing the NHS...


grinding the reputation of old girl down so when they suggest privitisation the masses will be sufficiantly brain washed and agree its a good thing to do...
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philchapman » Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:16 am

/\ Fuckers are trying to dismantle it from the inside too. Selling off a service here, a service there. The process of privatisation has already started!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:38 pm

Forecasts ............... come in ...............go out...................come in again .................... frothing ........................ go out :evil:

Oh and another , the viper piss after you've been on the bones :sex:
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