A few daft ones...........An anagram of “hamburgers” is “Shergar Bum”.’
Tesco, everything you want from a store and a little bit mare.’
I bought a burger at Tesco’s cafe, the waitress said “would you like anything on it?”, I replied “a fiver each way “.’
I selected some burgers on the Tesco website… I then clicked on “add to cart”.’
‘You think Tesco Horse Burgers are bad, you should try their Quarter Pandas.’
‘Meat is redrum.’
‘The government have told Tesco they have to label what additives they have in their Value Beef Burgers. It reads “Contains horse but guaranteed Shergar free”.’
I think someone is trying to kill me. I woke up this morning and found a packet of Tesco burgers had defrosted in my bed.’
I hear that they are putting uniQuorn in the veggie burgers too.’
I’ve found it tough lately working on the Tesco meat counter. I feel like I’m flogging a dead horse.
....Oh Dear Phil...........