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Postby Powl » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:39 pm

From a recent personal correspondence:

"A hairy back is probably the most off-putting thing for girlies"

"All girls look good in Bikinis, especially when you havent had sex in over a year"

"The honey pot is self-replenishing and he with the most hair gets his paw stuck in the jar" (that one's for you grizzly!)

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Postby swordie » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:48 pm

Wahey II

"A hairy back is probably the most off-putting thing for girlies


I got a hairy back and my new g/f loves it and my beard


All girls look good in Bikinis, especially when you havent had sex in over a year"


heh like that ad?

other olde sayeings:

'one in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand'

'don't shit here 'cos your arsehole is in washington'

'if lil girls are made of sugar and spice, then why is it that they taste of tuna?'
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Postby Powl » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:58 pm

Waxing is nothing to be ashamed of, but catch 22 says that the task should be entrusted only to a buxom young vixen whom you have slept with at least 10 times


:lol:
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Re: Musings

Postby Grizzly » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:00 pm

Powl wrote:"The honey pot is self-replenishing and he with the most hair gets his paw stuck in the jar" (that one's for you grizzly!)


so true, so true.... :roll: :roll:

How about: If you smoke after sex, you've been going too fast...
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Postby thedeadly » Fri Jul 23, 2004 4:15 pm

'if lil girls are made of sugar and spice, then why is it that they taste of tuna?'


LOLOLOLOLOLOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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