Dear Santa...

[Poo Stance]

I've been a really good boy this year. I haven't skanked off family for surf (much), I've tried to be as kind to the environment as possible, I've given to charities I don't even know or care about and I can't even remember the last time I ate an endangered animal.

Please stuff down my chimney:
Nice new 5mm Wetsuit. Size M should do it.
Some snowboard pants.
A heated blanket for the car.
An all expenses trip to El Salvador/Sri Lanka/Morocco/Maldives
3mm gloves
A nice big lens for my camera
Footie boots - astros/studs/both
New car stereo
Handboard

Thanks big guy.

[lefty]

just some salt & vinegar peanuts and a case of beer for me please


ta'

[Jimmy Slade]

all that i require is the winning euro millions numbers for a rollover week cheers Santa

[eric_t]

All i want is some f*cking waves!!!!

[Philshoz]

Thread resurrection...........

Would love a Mandala please Claus, something with volume to get me through the winter with all this effing rubber on............ta.

[tynemouthmatt]

Hi Santa...

This would make me make better surfboards

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?itemId=140893329928&kw=140893329928

Only 12 hours left though.

[Ferral]

Something to remove the stink of piss from my trousers that i'm currently sitting in, in the office, as soon as possible.

I'm not incontinent, I just drove back from the beach yesterday in my wetsuit without anything covering the seat, having just taken a huge leak in it. I knew the seat was damp, but it wasn't until the heater kicked in on the way to work, and that pungent reek wafted into my nostrils, that I realised it was sopping wet with urine and that i was destined to smell like a homeless alchy all day.

[Chris F]

Something to remove the stink of piss from my trousers that i'm currently sitting in, in the office, as soon as possible.

I'm not incontinent, I just drove back from the beach yesterday in my wetsuit without anything covering the seat, having just taken a huge leak in it. I knew the seat was damp, but it wasn't until the heater kicked in on the way to work, and that pungent reek wafted into my nostrils, that I realised it was sopping wet with urine and that i was destined to smell like a homeless alchy all day.

Sorry but

Where's the nearest Primarl?

[swiggy]

Something to remove the stink of piss from my trousers that i'm currently sitting in, in the office, as soon as possible.

I'm not incontinent, I just drove back from the beach yesterday in my wetsuit without anything covering the seat, having just taken a huge leak in it. I knew the seat was damp, but it wasn't until the heater kicked in on the way to work, and that pungent reek wafted into my nostrils, that I realised it was sopping wet with urine and that i was destined to smell like a homeless alchy all day.

I can identify with this

[ATTMFKH]

Reminds me of getting out last weekend at Pz , back to the car , are we going up the coast or not ? hurry up & decide, cos I'm bursting for a pish .......... f*ck it , we're going back in here , aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa

[surfstarmorocco.com]

Some waves + a planishphere to watch the stars please!

[gavtheoldskater]

to not be such a girl when its cold, way less pressing 'no way can i scive off' deadlines seeming every day when there is good surf and most of all a more flexible lower back please.

but i'd trade it all for just my son to really 'get' surfing this next year!