Dear Santa...

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Dear Santa...

Postby Poo Stance » Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:34 pm

I've been a really good boy this year. I haven't skanked off family for surf (much), I've tried to be as kind to the environment as possible, I've given to charities I don't even know or care about and I can't even remember the last time I ate an endangered animal.

Please stuff down my chimney:
Nice new 5mm Wetsuit. Size M should do it.
Some snowboard pants.
A heated blanket for the car.
An all expenses trip to El Salvador/Sri Lanka/Morocco/Maldives
3mm gloves
A nice big lens for my camera
Footie boots - astros/studs/both
New car stereo
Handboard

Thanks big guy.
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby lefty » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:54 pm

just some salt & vinegar peanuts and a case of beer for me please


ta'
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby Jimmy Slade » Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:20 pm

all that i require is the winning euro millions numbers for a rollover week cheers Santa :wink:
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby eric_t » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:40 am

All i want is some f*cking waves!!!!
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby Philshoz » Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:01 am

Thread resurrection........... :wink:

Would love a Mandala please Claus, something with volume to get me through the winter with all this effing rubber on............ta.
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby tynemouthmatt » Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:38 am

Hi Santa...

This would make me make better surfboards :roll:

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?itemId=140893329928&kw=140893329928

Only 12 hours left though.
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby Ferral » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:15 am

Something to remove the stink of piss from my trousers that i'm currently sitting in, in the office, as soon as possible.

I'm not incontinent, I just drove back from the beach yesterday in my wetsuit without anything covering the seat, having just taken a huge leak in it. I knew the seat was damp, but it wasn't until the heater kicked in on the way to work, and that pungent reek wafted into my nostrils, that I realised it was sopping wet with urine and that i was destined to smell like a homeless alchy all day. :oops: :evil:
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby Chris F » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:02 am

Ferral wrote:Something to remove the stink of piss from my trousers that i'm currently sitting in, in the office, as soon as possible.

I'm not incontinent, I just drove back from the beach yesterday in my wetsuit without anything covering the seat, having just taken a huge leak in it. I knew the seat was damp, but it wasn't until the heater kicked in on the way to work, and that pungent reek wafted into my nostrils, that I realised it was sopping wet with urine and that i was destined to smell like a homeless alchy all day. :oops: :evil:


Sorry but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby swiggy » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:06 pm

Ferral wrote:Something to remove the stink of piss from my trousers that i'm currently sitting in, in the office, as soon as possible.

I'm not incontinent, I just drove back from the beach yesterday in my wetsuit without anything covering the seat, having just taken a huge leak in it. I knew the seat was damp, but it wasn't until the heater kicked in on the way to work, and that pungent reek wafted into my nostrils, that I realised it was sopping wet with urine and that i was destined to smell like a homeless alchy all day. :oops: :evil:


I can identify with this
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby ATTMFKH » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Reminds me of getting out last weekend at Pz , back to the car , are we going up the coast or not ? hurry up & decide, cos I'm bursting for a pish .......... f*ck it , we're going back in here , aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa :oops: :-)
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby surfstarmorocco.com » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:41 am

Some waves + a planishphere to watch the stars please! :lol:
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Re: Dear Santa...

Postby gavtheoldskater » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:59 am

to not be such a girl when its cold, way less pressing 'no way can i scive off' deadlines seeming every day when there is good surf and most of all a more flexible lower back please.

but i'd trade it all for just my son to really 'get' surfing this next year!
a world of waves and a world of ways to ride them!
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