Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

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Postby kayu » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:57 am

This story has been on life support for the last couple of years at least , with it's centre character giving constant CPR , in an attempt to keep a pulse.......it was instigated by some guys on Swaylocks , to get the board to the islands to prove it was not suitable for their waves....and it wasn't as expected. The saga then turned into an endless "key-word" and "google-bot" fest by the main character , to squeeze every bit of mileage out of a dead story as possible . ...... dust to dust.. :-(
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Re: .

Postby roberdy » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:45 am

Dude, have you never heard the expression "let sleeping Roy's lie"?
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Re: .

Postby kayu » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:03 am

Piont taken Roberdy !
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Re: .

Postby rodent » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:09 pm

How long will he be asleep for :lol:
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Re: .

Postby Roy Stuart » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:49 pm

Kayu is wrong, the board is superb, and the story is not finished.

Neither of the two 'professional' riders ( who rode less than a dozen waves on it in over three years ) managed to follow the extemely simple instruction to ride the board from a central positon, as the board is designed to be ridden.

We notice that the central riding position with spherical rocker which we have been using and advocating for the past 16 years on some of our most successful designs is now the latest trend in gun surfboard design. . . . no surprise there as I have said many times the tail riding gun design which has been the norm for the past 30 to 40 years gives poor results. . . . the incredible control and balance provided by my FP designs is largely due to the central riding position and spherical rocker, although other factors such as the displacement tail and parallel profile also contribute.

It is very easy to find the correct riding postion on the FP13 and anyone can do it, if and only if they want the board to work well.

It is slightly irritating but flattering to see my design features pirated by the likes of Stretch and Brian Bulkley, all I can say is I TOLD YOU SO !

Now that the board has been rescued from the clutches of the hatchet men and is back on the underground where hearts and minds are truer and more honest, we'll start to see some action.

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Re: .

Postby Roy Stuart » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:51 pm

rodent wrote:How long will he be asleep for :lol:


Roy has not been sleeping he has been working long hours on a new 10'6" and making fins, alaias, hollow board kits and paipos for customers.


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The FP12 again:

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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby watourmann » Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:40 pm

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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby rodent » Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:47 pm

:lol:
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby mal-nourished » Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:49 pm

maybe time to learn to read ....
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby Roy Stuart » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:02 pm

You'd like it to be dead but it's 100% alive !
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby rodent » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:04 pm

Great another 10 pages of the same ol shit :roll:
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby mal-nourished » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:06 pm

:roll: :roll:
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Re: .

Postby Roy Stuart » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:06 am

Roy Stuart wrote:Kayu is wrong, the board is superb, and the story is not finished.

Neither of the two 'professional' riders ( who rode less than a dozen waves on it in over three years ) managed to follow the extemely simple instruction to ride the board from a central positon, as the board is designed to be ridden.

We notice that the central riding position with spherical rocker which we have been using and advocating for the past 16 years on some of our most successful designs is now the latest trend in gun surfboard design. . . . no surprise there as I have said many times the tail riding gun design which has been the norm for the past 30 to 40 years gives poor results. . . . the incredible control and balance provided by my FP designs is largely due to the central riding position and spherical rocker, although other factors such as the displacement tail and parallel profile also contribute.

It is very easy to find the correct riding postion on the FP13 and anyone can do it, if and only if they want the board to work well.

It is slightly irritating but flattering to see my design features pirated by the likes of Stretch and Brian Bulkley, all I can say is I TOLD YOU SO !

Now that the board has been rescued from the clutches of the hatchet men and is back on the underground where hearts and minds are truer and more honest, we'll start to see some action.

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby kayu » Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:33 am

Sorry Roberdy , now I understand....... :oops:.......ah well , back to the boring key-word and marketing fest ......
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby roberdy » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:31 am

kayu wrote:Sorry Roberdy , now I understand....... :oops:.......ah well , back to the boring key-word and marketing fest ......


you should be proud of yourself Kayu, special MSW silver star award for you :!:
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby mal-nourished » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:31 am

great more pix and family history and stories of skullduggery.. :-(
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby Chris F » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:43 am

And have you changed your surname by deedpoll? I'm sure it was Stewart last week?

Ah let me guess, you did some research and you are a now a direct decendant of that bunch of inbreds......
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby ATTMFKH » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:25 am

^^ saw that myself Chris - what's gives Roy ya Beardy Wardo
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby roberdy » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:59 pm

Actually I thought the title of this thread was removed completely for a while (until Kayu dredged it up again??) and the thread title before was deffo about Roy STEWART's barge board.

And you are right Chris, they are inbreds, skirt wearing, claymore weilding, stovie munching sister lovers!
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby REO » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:45 pm

Kayu is wrong, the board is superb, and the story is not finished.


My opinion is that you are wrong Roy ..the board is a giant turkey... and I wish the story would be finished or at least kept quiet!


still no video/pictures to suggest otherwise so its easy to see why no one understands your crazy claims Roy! at least 'the surfing giant organisations' put plenty of footage up for us to see how different shapes work etc ... you just straight line a few waves with some very very slight turns and claim grandeur... massive FAIL fella ;O)
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby mal-nourished » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:53 pm

his ideas all taken from this book... :oops:
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby Chris F » Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:08 pm

Even got a picture of some people standing on one if his boards on the cover.

And stabbing themselves in the eye with swords to alleviate the boredom. Even got similar beards. Amazing.
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby Roy Stuart » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:32 pm

Chris F wrote:And have you changed your surname by deedpoll? I'm sure it was Stewart last week?

Ah let me guess, you did some research and you are a now a direct decendant of that bunch ......


Yes I am, however either Stewart or Stuart can be used and I have changed the spelling by deed poll, for reasons which you would not understand.
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby waxer00 » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:38 pm

Chris F wrote:Even got a picture of some people standing on one if his boards on the cover.

And stabbing themselves in the eye with swords to alleviate the boredom. Even got similar beards. Amazing.

comedy gold :lol:
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby Back to Top » Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:58 am

Roy Stuart wrote:
Chris F wrote:And have you changed your surname by deedpoll? I'm sure it was Stewart last week?

Ah let me guess, you did some research and you are a now a direct decendant of that bunch ......


Yes I am, however either Stewart or Stuart can be used and I have changed the spelling by deed poll, for reasons which you would not understand.


Restraining order?? Baliffs?? :lol:
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby rodent » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:01 am

Tax :lol:
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby Chris F » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:03 am

Roy Stuart wrote:I have changed the spelling by deed poll, for reasons which you would not understand.


Island Mafia after you again?
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby ATTMFKH » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:19 am

Not enough lead in yer pencil :lol: :lol:
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby tootes » Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:05 am

he is a stewart (or was) as my mother's maiden name is Stewart and it always makes me feel dirty when I read his name.
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Re: Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

Postby rodent » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:36 am

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Pity the picture doesn't have someone walking the plank :lol:
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