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Roy Stuart's FP 13 surfboard and the Hawaiian Hikoi

PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:03 am
by Roy Stuart
The story continues. . . .

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:18 am
by rodent
Where's the paddle :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:36 am
by coxie
rodent wrote:Where's the paddle :lol:


Bottom left of the picture, a blue one and a white one. :wink:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:31 am
by Roy Stuart
You two are showing your ignorance, but that's ok.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:51 am
by waxer00
just `brush` their comments aside roy :lol: and make a clean sweep of it :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:27 am
by rodent
Can't beleive your board turned him into an SUP'er :shock:

:lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:04 pm
by Stan
He found the sup faster and easier to turn

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:07 pm
by ATTMFKH
This is the new Olo Shuttle developed by Roy Stewart.

Wooden launch craft with 6'4" Thruster escape pod mounted midship ...........ayyyyyyyy

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:38 pm
by coxie
That must have been winched up from the balcony, there is no way it went up the stairs.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:15 pm
by Roy Stuart
It went up the stairs, and why not ?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:04 pm
by REO
Dont want to see the negative in this boards adventures but how come the amount of video/ pictures of it in big waves..or small waves for that matter seem to be very minimal... and even Garret Mc doesn't seem to want to surf it? Wiamea has broken a few time's as have plently of other big wave spots in the area in the past few months. Speaks volumes to me :wink:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:34 pm
by mal-nourished
testament to both roy and the board... :lol: :lol: :lol: further down the order than a SUP.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:16 pm
by Chai Wallah
I am pretty sure the board would have been ridden in a lot more waves than it has been if it had come to the UK like it was supposed to.

Who knows we could have a had a film and few magazine articles completed by now :wink:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:06 am
by rodent
Chai Wallah wrote:I am pretty sure the board would have been ridden in a lot more waves than it has been if it had come to the UK like it was supposed to.

Who knows... :wink:


Another Cafe decoration :shock:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:26 am
by Roy Stuart
You people will make up your own mind regardless of anything I say so I'll just leave you to do so.

I have inside knowledge but you don't get it sorry, you'll just have to wait and see.

The person who has the board now wants zero publicity due to problems with the mafia, so that picture is probably all you will get for a while.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:08 am
by mal-nourished
the mafia yeah right... :lol: :lol: :lol: my minds definitely made up bit like your stories.. :roll:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:05 am
by Roy Stuart
Not made up, I'm telling the truth.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:14 am
by roberdy
the Mafia? Wtf do the Sicilians want with your board Roy? They worried you might bring it to Sicily and blow wide open their secret spots?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:11 am
by Roy Stuart
Island mafia, obviously.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:43 am
by rodent
Island Mafia, sounds like the latest ASR reef/coffee shop venture...

Board should find a nice place to dangle from :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:52 am
by ATTMFKH
Blog Entry : 'Olo of the Sun' follows the building and riding of a 19 foot wooden olo surfboard, inspired by the ancient Royal Hawaiian art of pure ocean swell gliding. Blending physics and hydrodynamics with conscious Tarot symbolism and solfeggio frequency 852Hz, the Sun board experience transcends the lowly corporate monoculture, reinstating the Sport of Kings to its rightful spiritual eminence.


Was doing OK until after the hydrodynamics :lol: :lol: :lol: Put down the funghii and step away from the shapers room ........

Solfeggio tripping with church bells ................. nnnaaaaaaaaaa

Still admire your skills Roy, think if your tankers don't sell you should be in PR 8)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:48 am
by Chris F
Roy Stewart wrote:Island mafia, obviously.


Of course the island mafia. Riiight.

You worried your board will take a swim with da fishes??

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:09 pm
by mal-nourished
you must think people are stupid to fall for your mafia deaththreats and all the other bull youve made up roy ...the simple truth is your board just doesnt do it for people and that is why its spent the last 3 years in someones hallway taking up room and in someones garage so get over yourself and live in the real world....YOUR BOARD IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT.. :roll:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:57 pm
by tootes
just noticed this on the website

"Avant garde wooden surfboards of the pure surfing intelligentsia"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:26 pm
by Philchapman
"You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in out in out shake it all about, Ooooh, the Olo Hikoi, Ooooh, the Olo Hikoi".

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:52 pm
by Roy Stuart
mal-nourished wrote:you must think people are stupid to fall for your mafia deaththreats and all the other bull youve made up roy ...the simple truth is your board just doesnt do it for people and that is why its spent the last 3 years in someones hallway taking up room and in someones garage so get over yourself and live in the real world....YOUR BOARD IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT.. :roll:


It happened and that can't be changed no matter how much you bleat.

Everything I've said has been true.

The board does do it for people actually, but carry on plugging your toxic agenda.

Garrett's a pro surfer he rides for money and has a family to feed, I spoke to him a couple of weeks ago and he didn't want to give the board back as he said he wanted to ride it on the next macking swell at sunset so that he could 'blow some minds on your creation". . . instead he rode his SUP as that's what he's paid to do. . . he rides for Octane surfboards not for me I haven't paid him a cent. He also agreed that he had been standing way too far back on the board. With pro surfers one gets what one pays for. . . I paid nothing.

I found this today :-)

http://themotart.blogspot.com/2011/01/roy-stewarts-12-foot_24.html

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:03 pm
by mal-nourished
it happened in your deluded mind not in the real world get a grip... :-(

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:37 pm
by Roy Stuart
That is incorrect, I have merely reported events accurately, if they don't fit with your disneyworld view of hawaii and surfing in general then that's just too bad.

:-|

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:40 pm
by REO
'It is because I say it is' (not that you can substantiate 90% of what you say! jocular hippy theorizer :lol: ....


your such a funny read Roy, always cheer me up you mad old bugger

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:47 pm
by mal-nourished
im a realist not a fantasist and i know more about the islands than you will ever know and have surfed them something you never have and never will do...you insult us all with your silly little stories why would anyone be bothered about your board apart from it being a bit of a danger to others.... :roll: :roll: mafia my ass...