Things I hate

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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:03 pm

Crown paint - always runs out before the job is finished.
Oh I meant to post this a few days ago!









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Also when a joke is ruined by going onto another page. :lol: @me
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Chris F » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:06 pm

Black wrote:Emails from xcel asking if I want to buy a "performance t-shirt"
:roll: :roll: :roll:
I bet it can't even do Marcel Marceau!


How about walkshorts? I bought a pair of boardshorts, thinking i could walk in them too, boy was i disappointed. Shittest retronym ever.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philchapman » Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:37 pm

Chris F wrote:
Black wrote:Emails from xcel asking if I want to buy a "performance t-shirt"
:roll: :roll: :roll:
I bet it can't even do Marcel Marceau!


How about walkshorts? I bought a pair of boardshorts, thinking i could walk in them too, boy was i disappointed. Shittest retronym ever.


/\ For boat trips only. Tried walking in mine and just wasn't possible.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby JayP » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:02 am

Philchapman wrote:
Chris F wrote:
Black wrote:Emails from xcel asking if I want to buy a "performance t-shirt"
:roll: :roll: :roll:
I bet it can't even do Marcel Marceau!


How about walkshorts? I bought a pair of boardshorts, thinking i could walk in them too, boy was i disappointed. Shittest retronym ever.


/\ For boat trips only. Tried walking in mine and just wasn't possible.



I hate boardhorts. They dont have enough pockets. Why do they have to be so different to walkshorts? I never get to wear the fucking things anyway. Sitting there in my drawer laughing at me. 'You hardly ever wear me' they say. Well thats cos you dont have enough fucking pockets (and I dont go on enough tropical holidays!) Bastards.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:00 pm

Ikea .................. feel punchy driving into their car park
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Re: Things I hate

Postby thechimp » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:54 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:Ikea .................. feel punchy driving into their car park


yep, i know the feeling, but on the other hand if one is just off the motorway (as two here in Oz are) way better than a roadhouse for a cheap meal, only trouble is finding a shortcut back from the cafe.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philchapman » Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:46 pm

Exit shortcut can be found to the rear of the Fekshyt. :arrow:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby thechimp » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:02 pm

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Re: Things I hate

Postby Leven » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:47 am

JayP wrote:

I hate boardhorts. They dont have enough pockets. Why do they have to be so different to walkshorts? I never get to wear the fucking things anyway. Sitting there in my drawer laughing at me. 'You hardly ever wear me' they say. Well thats cos you dont have enough fucking pockets (and I dont go on enough tropical holidays!) Bastards.




Last few surfs in Cornwall have been in boardshorts....
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:08 am

Leven wrote:
JayP wrote:

I hate boardhorts. They dont have enough pockets. Why do they have to be so different to walkshorts? I never get to wear the fucking things anyway. Sitting there in my drawer laughing at me. 'You hardly ever wear me' they say. Well thats cos you dont have enough fucking pockets (and I dont go on enough tropical holidays!) Bastards.




Last few surfs in Cornwall have been in boardshorts....
Had a swim in boardshorts but the one surf in the last 3 weeks was wetsuit due to sunburn factor!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philshoz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:03 pm

Black wrote:
Leven wrote:
JayP wrote:

I hate boardhorts. They dont have enough pockets. Why do they have to be so different to walkshorts? I never get to wear the fucking things anyway. Sitting there in my drawer laughing at me. 'You hardly ever wear me' they say. Well thats cos you dont have enough fucking pockets (and I dont go on enough tropical holidays!) Bastards.




Last few surfs in Cornwall have been in boardshorts....
Had a swim in boardshorts but the one surf in the last 3 weeks was wetsuit due to sunburn factor!


How about that water temperature guys ? Boardshorts and 1mm vest :-D
18 degs here, 23 down South!
Been in the water every day, snorkeling, body surfing, 'tis beautiful for sure.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby thechimp » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:38 pm

'Waxed but Unused'


how on earth can anyone buy a new board and not want to try it.
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