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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:03 pm

Crown paint - always runs out before the job is finished.
Oh I meant to post this a few days ago!









:lol:

Also when a joke is ruined by going onto another page. :lol: @me
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Chris F » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:06 pm

Black wrote:Emails from xcel asking if I want to buy a "performance t-shirt"
:roll: :roll: :roll:
I bet it can't even do Marcel Marceau!


How about walkshorts? I bought a pair of boardshorts, thinking i could walk in them too, boy was i disappointed. Shittest retronym ever.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philchapman » Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:37 pm

Chris F wrote:
Black wrote:Emails from xcel asking if I want to buy a "performance t-shirt"
:roll: :roll: :roll:
I bet it can't even do Marcel Marceau!


How about walkshorts? I bought a pair of boardshorts, thinking i could walk in them too, boy was i disappointed. Shittest retronym ever.


/\ For boat trips only. Tried walking in mine and just wasn't possible.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby JayP » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:02 am

Philchapman wrote:
Chris F wrote:
Black wrote:Emails from xcel asking if I want to buy a "performance t-shirt"
:roll: :roll: :roll:
I bet it can't even do Marcel Marceau!


How about walkshorts? I bought a pair of boardshorts, thinking i could walk in them too, boy was i disappointed. Shittest retronym ever.


/\ For boat trips only. Tried walking in mine and just wasn't possible.



I hate boardhorts. They dont have enough pockets. Why do they have to be so different to walkshorts? I never get to wear the fucking things anyway. Sitting there in my drawer laughing at me. 'You hardly ever wear me' they say. Well thats cos you dont have enough fucking pockets (and I dont go on enough tropical holidays!) Bastards.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:00 pm

Ikea .................. feel punchy driving into their car park
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Re: Things I hate

Postby thechimp » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:54 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:Ikea .................. feel punchy driving into their car park


yep, i know the feeling, but on the other hand if one is just off the motorway (as two here in Oz are) way better than a roadhouse for a cheap meal, only trouble is finding a shortcut back from the cafe.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philchapman » Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:46 pm

Exit shortcut can be found to the rear of the Fekshyt. :arrow:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby thechimp » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:02 pm

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Re: Things I hate

Postby Leven » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:47 am

JayP wrote:

I hate boardhorts. They dont have enough pockets. Why do they have to be so different to walkshorts? I never get to wear the fucking things anyway. Sitting there in my drawer laughing at me. 'You hardly ever wear me' they say. Well thats cos you dont have enough fucking pockets (and I dont go on enough tropical holidays!) Bastards.




Last few surfs in Cornwall have been in boardshorts....
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:08 am

Leven wrote:
JayP wrote:

I hate boardhorts. They dont have enough pockets. Why do they have to be so different to walkshorts? I never get to wear the fucking things anyway. Sitting there in my drawer laughing at me. 'You hardly ever wear me' they say. Well thats cos you dont have enough fucking pockets (and I dont go on enough tropical holidays!) Bastards.




Last few surfs in Cornwall have been in boardshorts....
Had a swim in boardshorts but the one surf in the last 3 weeks was wetsuit due to sunburn factor!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philshoz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:03 pm

Black wrote:
Leven wrote:
JayP wrote:

I hate boardhorts. They dont have enough pockets. Why do they have to be so different to walkshorts? I never get to wear the fucking things anyway. Sitting there in my drawer laughing at me. 'You hardly ever wear me' they say. Well thats cos you dont have enough fucking pockets (and I dont go on enough tropical holidays!) Bastards.




Last few surfs in Cornwall have been in boardshorts....
Had a swim in boardshorts but the one surf in the last 3 weeks was wetsuit due to sunburn factor!


How about that water temperature guys ? Boardshorts and 1mm vest :-D
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Re: Things I hate

Postby thechimp » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:38 pm

'Waxed but Unused'


how on earth can anyone buy a new board and not want to try it.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:42 pm

running late for Ferries :evil:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:49 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:running late for Ferries :evil:
Nearly killed myself doing that back in the day - fog, near zero visibility, high speed - utter madness! :lol:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Leven » Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:02 am

Getting older....two mile paddle against the wind last night and return...today I feel like I've been hit by a bus!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby lefty » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:09 pm

the sound of a washing machine


especially at night. fuck off with your fast as fuck spin 1 minute from the end of your cycle that lasts 9 minutes

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Re: Things I hate

Postby lefty » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:10 pm

Leven wrote:Getting older....two mile paddle against the wind last night and return...today I feel like I've been hit by a bus!



welcome...
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:41 pm

lefty wrote:the sound of a washing machine


especially at night. fuck off with your fast as fuck spin 1 minute from the end of your cycle that lasts 9 minutes

a violation of the mind...


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Chris F » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:30 pm

Leven wrote:Getting older....two mile paddle against the wind last night and return...today I feel like I've been hit by a bus!


"What a drag it is getting old..."
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philchapman » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:34 pm

2 miles is a hell of a paddle out. Respec'.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:30 am

When you've been using headphones on your computer for months because the speakers stopped working. You go to finally remove the useless speakers to discover it was just the power cable disconnected - doh!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Leven » Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:15 am

Philchapman wrote:2 miles is a hell of a paddle out. Respec'.



Just general paddle training....did about 11 miles on the SUP on Saturday, and then about 3-4 on a rescue board yesterday....
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philchapman » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:11 pm

/\ Fair play to you sir. I have done bugger all and will no doubt feel that next surf.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby lefty » Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:14 pm

cunties asking me if i’ve seen Meg...




no, fack off :arrow:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby lefty » Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:12 pm

weaver fish :shock:


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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:11 am

waiting for the tide to drop
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Re: Things I hate

Postby c-lad fantastic » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:14 pm

Cunts who put "no turning" signs on their driveway. Selfish bastards.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:12 am

Lions Mane Jellyfish
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:24 am

When you're heading for a surf without a care in the world, car window down breathing in the fresh air. A noise by your right ear indicates you are sharing your personal space with an almighty great hornet! :shock: :shock:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby WeAreMemories » Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:51 am

Black wrote:When you're heading for a surf without a care in the world, car window down breathing in the fresh air. A noise by your right ear indicates you are sharing your personal space with an almighty great hornet! :shock: :shock:


There was a confirmed sighting of an Asian Hornet in Cornwall (albeit Liskeard) in the last few days - Invasion coming!
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