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Postby troutlips » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:04 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:Trouty - how did it go on Sat , we fecked off round to Coldy when you went down the beach.

Was a lot cleaner round there but seriously busy. Ended up ploughing into my brothers board , T-boned him and mashed his and my board.....................BAAAAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRD ! :evil:

Few Saltburn locals out who were loving the water quality :-)
got in at littles then nipped round the coast a bit for a wee sesh headed home round 5 ish.
got back out sunday night
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Postby troutlips » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:04 pm

Chewbecca wrote:Dear Troutie,

How do you feel know that the surf stoke thread has overtaken this fine piece of work?
:lol: :lol:
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Postby ATTMFKH » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:20 pm

swiggy wrote:
Ended up ploughing into my brothers board , boned him


ERGGHHHHHHHH

always had my doubts about you :wink:



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Postby troutlips » Sat May 19, 2007 5:55 pm

yes...they did get caught abusing that monkey with a toilet brush :?
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Postby Chewbecca » Sat May 19, 2007 8:45 pm

But is it abuse if the monkey was enjoying it?
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Postby Ross » Sun May 20, 2007 12:03 am

no its just called monkey love :lol:
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Postby troutlips » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:09 pm

howdy folkz.......been a while..................................
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Postby stephh » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:37 pm

Thread resurrection or what :shock: :-D

Ok then Troutie. Why did Blue Peter not want to call their kitten Cookie, when obviously the great british public did?
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Postby troutlips » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:53 pm

stephh wrote:Thread resurrection or what :shock: :-D

Ok then Troutie. Why did Blue Peter not want to call their kitten Cookie, when obviously the great british public did?

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In February 1997 Richard Bacon became the 24th Blue Peter presenter. During his time with the show he witnessed the opening of the Blue Peter Millennium Time Capsule which he pissed in, went to Canada and Mexico sampled cocain and underwent training at the Royal Military Academy at Sandhurst.

Richard's career with Blue Peter came to an abrupt end when his contract was terminated after a report in the the press telling the world that he had taken cocaine and had ate a brown shoe from a coal miner named wesley.. After his dismissal, the then Head of BBC children's programmes, Lorraine Heggessey, went on air to explain the situation to CBBC viewers.
(HE'S FUCKED)

At the time Richard also released a statement which read, "I fully accept and agree with the decision that has been taken. I regret what I did but i love cocain and shoe polish but it was in my personal time so fuck you , but I am so sorry for involving the kitten....I had n no right.

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Bacon said ......we had to rename the kitten after that party with john lesley...!!!!!

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I feel so guilty now....

knowone really knows what happened, appart from me and bacon.......but he gets good gear...
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Postby troutlips » Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:19 pm

The filters back , with a vengance
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Postby stephh » Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:39 pm

LOL back with a vengance there trouty :-D :-D
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Postby Chai Wallah » Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:00 pm

How do you get rid of the three or so muppets who appear to be trying to takeover / ruin this forum?
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Postby troutlips » Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:19 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaRiUqaF9o

this should do the trick, if not just the usual torent of abuse :lol: but nothing too obscene :wink: :-D :lol:
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Postby Ross » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:02 pm

dear trouty i have recently started watching videos of lego figures playing heavy metal...do i have snags or am i lost allready :headbang:
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Postby onefinleary » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:12 am

Dear Troutlips

When will Geno be leaving us? I hear that Jimmy Saville is returning to the Beeb next year. Could we write a collective letter to St. Jim and ask if he can fix it for us to have our board back?

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Postby troutlips » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:49 pm

Ross wrote:dear trouty i have recently started watching videos of lego figures playing heavy metal...do i have snags or am i lost allready :headbang:
Im with you bro , you need to get some lego porn....its out there.
but you may be spending too much time beneath the waves :lol: :lol:
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Postby troutlips » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:01 pm

onefinleary wrote:Dear Troutlips

When will Geno be leaving us? I hear that Jimmy Saville is returning to the Beeb next year. Could we write a collective letter to St. Jim and ask if he can fix it for us to have our board back?

Many thanks.

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Jimmy saville will be far too busy next year, cleaning my windows , wiping my cats arse and starring in the new james bond film BUCKETRAKER, his character is a shellsuit wearing, cigar totting oddball named hairy eyeball.
he also eats soap and gargles bleach on thursdays...
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Postby stephh » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:07 pm

No need to talk about Sir Jimmy like that........... :wink:

Actually I met him once when he was setting off for a run from Bolton Abbey, he patted my dog Amy on the head and said something about her being being a vicious brute and that I should be careful.........A joke I assume since she is a soppy black labrador. I was too busy being blinded by the sun glinting off his jewellrey to take much notice :shock: :-D
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Postby troutlips » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:09 pm

yip, seen him myself when I was at a run in glasgow......shouted some abuse at him as I ran by.......he couldn't catch me :lol:
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Postby cheeese » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:46 pm

Trouty, just wondering if Geno actually has a life of this damned computer and if he even surfs?? :shock: cheers :wink:
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Postby geno provolone » Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:25 pm

Thanks for asking Cheeser, I guess I got you quite cheesed...
I got out on my waveski thurs after work for about 2 hours.

I paddled out into a crowd of about 30 boardies and spongers.
went right to the point and ripped it up.
shredding's awesome on a ski, If you've never tried it, you should.

sorry for the cheesy responce, but I hadda Gouda time,

Gouda time.... classic :wink:
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Postby cheeese » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:11 pm

naaa sorry, don't do goatboats after me and my bro were surfing gwithian last year, he got hit by one. (the guy had a green goatboat and a big yellow helmet, IF you see him, beat him up! :mrgreen: ) needless to say, 3 fat fin gashes in his back, 4 huge bruises and no surfing for 2 weeks :-x . what a joyful start to summer indeed. a bit less crowded now though so :-D I'm goin 4 a surf. cya
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Postby geno provolone » Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:22 pm

sorry to hear it, I know that any surf craft can be deadly in uncaring hands.
Hope he's doing well.

have a good sesh
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Postby Squelchy » Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:41 am

i have a question :-|
who won the Zimbabwe general election?
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Postby smelly skater » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:18 pm

hello troutlips i found a pic of geno can you just confirm its him please

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Postby Ross » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:33 pm

Dear trouty i have been getting the urge to go and purchase a new board..the xanadu rocket fish. should i give in to the urge and get this mental lookin board
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Postby UAEBB » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:48 pm

Hello trouty, can you please explain why the big shark i saw swim under me today bite my leg off? (im a sponger too) :-D thanks
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Postby geno provolone » Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:30 am

Dear trouty,
Please tell the folks here the pic is not me.
I am an american, therefore I am Much more attractive than that. (everyone knows americans are the best looking folk on the planet.)
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Postby quietguy » Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:24 pm

geno;
I see that you are still more than a match for your adversaries. God hates a coward.
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Postby bigfeller » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:19 pm

Dear Trouty,

Does quietguy's last post betray a certain siege mentality, and if so, doesn't that mean that he is, in fact, , talking bollocks?

What further insight can we glean from this behaviour?
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