Things I hate

[ATTMFKH]

all these wee puke emoticons are synchronised ....cool

[ATTMFKH]

:lol: all these wee puke emoticons are synchronised ....cool

when your post rolls over the page .................

[Kamikaze]

Wife's stinky cheese when you open the fridge.

is this an euphemism?

[Black]

Wife's stinky cheese when you open the fridge.

is this an euphemism?

I knew this was looming and thought of a disclaimer but you know what.......

[ATTMFKH]

The wait when you pull the petrol pump and it doesn't go.

PRESS THE F*CKING BUTTON

[JayP]

Yeah that ! ^^^^^

How hard is it ffs?!!!

[JayP]

Board envy.

Could people stop making and selling so many goddamn nice surfboards please.
I've got enough surfboards. I know I have. More than enough for someone who doesn't live on a beach. Doesn't stop me wanting those bloody pretty ones I keep seeing though does it?
Greedy Bastard!

Mr Marley said it so well ....'Now you got what you want do you want more?'

Unfortunately yes I bloody do!

[JayP]

Selling things on facebook surf groups.

Bloody hell you get some stupid questions! ......not to mention a shit load of time wasters!

[russneversleeps]

What was the volume of stupid questions?

[Black]

The Gadget Show again...
Craig Charles tonight: "If you're no good at multi-player, you can always play with yourself!"
Well you should know Craig eh?
Used to watch this program but its now one of the bits of evidence for the elimination of human kind.

[Philchapman]

Don't worry, everything, including you, will be part of the smart (dumb) grid soon enough. We've already got smart phones, smart meters, smart roads, smart heating ('hive'-mind) etc., and soon there will be smart fridges, smart toasters, smart kettles to monitor your tea consumption, smart condoms to tell you when to come, smart brain implants to tell you what to think... etc., etc. "We are Borg, and you will be assimilated!"

[Black]

Yep! Why relinquish responsibility for yourself to "something else"? Its madness.
I think the ecosystem will collapse before we assimilate to the Borg though, the earth is getting very stressed because of us.

[Black]

At least Germany realises what's going on!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42030109

[Philchapman]

A step in the right direction!

What I've always pined for is a smart fridge with cameras inside, so you can slowly watch your lettuce wilting, and a smart screen on the front to keep in touch with the family. From your fridge. FFS. Well, my dream has finally come true!...

http://www.trustedreviews.com/news/sams ... uk-2939253

[Black]

3 cameras inside sending you photos every time you close the door - you've just looked in there ffs!
Utter madness!

[Philshoz]

Moving Home..

Just finished this morning, endless trips with the T4, in a rental for a few weeks until we complete on the next project.
Missed too much surf unfortunately.
Now unwinding with a glass of, yes you guessed it, Rosé

[thechimp]

Good news, hope the next project is not as daunting as matey with the big moustache with his Chateau.

[ATTMFKH]

the guy who sits opposite me chomping his crisps ................... I am getting waves of adrenaline hitting my stomach , making me sweat and making me look at object on my desk to throw full tilt right into his f*cking face

does he really need to crinkle the bag as much as well

[ATTMFKH]

now licking his fingers loudly ........................

[briggfoot]

the guy who sits opposite me chomping his crisps ................... I am getting waves of adrenaline hitting my stomach , making me sweat and making me look at object on my desk to throw full tilt right into his f*cking face

does he really need to crinkle the bag as much as well

At least you are getting some!!

[ATTMFKH]

^ nice Briggfoot , nice

[lefty]

up most of the night with heartburn...

[Tomdiddlybomb]

fucking hate fucked wind directions and fucked swell directions that make you drive around expecting swell but finding not one single shitty wave worth getting into a stupid restrictive fucking gimp suit to try and catch. fuck.

[Leven]

Fireworks.

[Chinaman]

Any secondhand surfboard being sold as ‘mint’ or ‘as new’ with a hefty price tag , which is covered in dirty discoloured wax.
It’s like buying a dirty car or a shirt with egg yolk or gravey stains down it.
Admittedly this would never happen with the 6 or 7 regulars on this forum, but social media is a wash with such lazy fuckers.!!
Even this time of year wax comes off pretty easily with a hairdryer on a low heat setting.
I think hate is a bit strong but it does piss me off.!

[WeAreMemories]

Any secondhand surfboard being sold as ‘mint’ or ‘as new’ with a hefty price tag , which is covered in dirty discoloured wax.
It’s like buying a dirty car or a shirt with egg yolk or gravey stains down it.
Admittedly this would never happen with the 6 or 7 regulars on this forum, but social media is a wash with such lazy fuckers.!!
Even this time of year wax comes off pretty easily with a hairdryer on a low heat setting.
I think hate is a bit strong but it does piss me off.!

Yes!! spot on.

As new means you walked out of the shop with it, got it home & changed your mind, not fucking surfed 5 times with ding.

[Black]

And here's wot-i-rote elsewhere.. left the Philshoz bit in for context.

I suspect I am the oldest git on here..................

You are certainly a git anyway!

"Mint condition board....... deck compressions & minor repairs"
Mint refers to the minting of coins and is the perfect condition as they have just been made - no blemishes!

[Philshoz]

Rugby is played on a pitch, the ball and players go to the GROUND!! Not the floor,

[thechimp]

CRUISE SHIPS

a billion gallons+ of shit a year dumped into the ocean,

all the garbage (ground down to one inch) dumped at sea, a free for all beyond the 3 mile limit

every time i see an ad on fb, i add a comment, all the replies say it is'nt true....yeah, give my regards to davy jones's locker..

[Chris F]

Where else would the shit go?