Things I hate

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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Fri Apr 01, 2016 3:11 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: all these wee puke emoticons are synchronised ....cool


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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Fri Apr 01, 2016 3:12 pm

ATTMFKH wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: all these wee puke emoticons are synchronised ....cool


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Re: Things I hate

Postby Kamikaze » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:12 pm

Black wrote:Wife's stinky cheese when you open the fridge. :puke:



is this an euphemism?
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:16 pm

Kamikaze wrote:
Black wrote:Wife's stinky cheese when you open the fridge. :puke:



is this an euphemism?

I knew this was looming and thought of a disclaimer but you know what.......
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:20 am

The wait when you pull the petrol pump and it doesn't go.

PRESS THE F*CKING BUTTON :twisted:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby JayP » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:25 am

Yeah that ! ^^^^^

How hard is it ffs?!!!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby JayP » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:34 am

Board envy.

Could people stop making and selling so many goddamn nice surfboards please.
I've got enough surfboards. I know I have. More than enough for someone who doesn't live on a beach. Doesn't stop me wanting those bloody pretty ones I keep seeing though does it?
Greedy Bastard!

Mr Marley said it so well ....'Now you got what you want do you want more?'

Unfortunately yes I bloody do!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby JayP » Tue May 10, 2016 3:33 pm

Selling things on facebook surf groups.

Bloody hell you get some stupid questions! ......not to mention a shit load of time wasters!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby russneversleeps » Wed May 11, 2016 1:52 pm

What was the volume of stupid questions?
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:47 pm

The Gadget Show again...
Craig Charles tonight: "If you're no good at multi-player, you can always play with yourself!"
Well you should know Craig eh?
Used to watch this program but its now one of the bits of evidence for the elimination of human kind.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philchapman » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:33 am

Don't worry, everything, including you, will be part of the smart (dumb) grid soon enough. We've already got smart phones, smart meters, smart roads, smart heating ('hive'-mind) etc., and soon there will be smart fridges, smart toasters, smart kettles to monitor your tea consumption, smart condoms to tell you when to come, smart brain implants to tell you what to think... etc., etc. "We are Borg, and you will be assimilated!"
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:49 am

Yep! Why relinquish responsibility for yourself to "something else"? Its madness.
I think the ecosystem will collapse before we assimilate to the Borg though, the earth is getting very stressed because of us.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:27 am

At least Germany realises what's going on!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42030109
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philchapman » Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:59 pm

A step in the right direction!

What I've always pined for is a smart fridge with cameras inside, so you can slowly watch your lettuce wilting, and a smart screen on the front to keep in touch with the family. From your fridge. FFS. Well, my dream has finally come true!...

http://www.trustedreviews.com/news/sams ... uk-2939253
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:40 pm

3 cameras inside sending you photos every time you close the door - you've just looked in there ffs!
Utter madness!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philshoz » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:33 pm

Moving Home.. :banghead: :banghead:

Just finished this morning, endless trips with the T4, in a rental for a few weeks until we complete on the next project.
Missed too much surf unfortunately.
Now unwinding with a glass of, yes you guessed it, Rosé 8)
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Re: Things I hate

Postby thechimp » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:00 am

Good news, hope the next project is not as daunting as matey with the big moustache with his Chateau.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:40 pm

the guy who sits opposite me chomping his crisps ................... I am getting waves of adrenaline hitting my stomach , making me sweat and making me look at object on my desk to throw full tilt right into his f*cking face :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

does he really need to crinkle the bag as much as well :roll: :pain10:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:44 pm

now licking his fingers loudly ........................ :banghead:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby briggfoot » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:41 pm

ATTMFKH wrote:the guy who sits opposite me chomping his crisps ................... I am getting waves of adrenaline hitting my stomach , making me sweat and making me look at object on my desk to throw full tilt right into his f*cking face :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

does he really need to crinkle the bag as much as well :roll: :pain10:


At least you are getting some!! 8) 8)
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Re: Things I hate

Postby ATTMFKH » Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:24 pm

^ nice Briggfoot , nice :-)
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Re: Things I hate

Postby lefty » Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:36 am

up most of the night with heartburn... :banghead:



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Re: Things I hate

Postby Tomdiddlybomb » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:42 pm

fucking hate fucked wind directions and fucked swell directions that make you drive around expecting swell but finding not one single shitty wave worth getting into a stupid restrictive fucking gimp suit to try and catch. fuck.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Leven » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:14 pm

Fireworks.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Chinaman » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:32 pm

Any secondhand surfboard being sold as ‘mint’ or ‘as new’ with a hefty price tag , which is covered in dirty discoloured wax.
It’s like buying a dirty car or a shirt with egg yolk or gravey stains down it.
Admittedly this would never happen with the 6 or 7 regulars on this forum, but social media is a wash with such lazy fuckers.!!
Even this time of year wax comes off pretty easily with a hairdryer on a low heat setting.
I think hate is a bit strong but it does piss me off.!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby WeAreMemories » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:44 pm

Chinaman wrote:Any secondhand surfboard being sold as ‘mint’ or ‘as new’ with a hefty price tag , which is covered in dirty discoloured wax.
It’s like buying a dirty car or a shirt with egg yolk or gravey stains down it.
Admittedly this would never happen with the 6 or 7 regulars on this forum, but social media is a wash with such lazy fuckers.!!
Even this time of year wax comes off pretty easily with a hairdryer on a low heat setting.
I think hate is a bit strong but it does piss me off.!


Yes!! spot on.

As new means you walked out of the shop with it, got it home & changed your mind, not fucking surfed 5 times with ding.
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Black » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:05 pm

And here's wot-i-rote elsewhere.. left the Philshoz bit in for context. :lol:

Black wrote:
Philshoz wrote:I suspect I am the oldest git on here.................. :? :-( :shock: :wink:
You are certainly a git anyway! :lol:

"Mint condition board....... deck compressions & minor repairs"
Mint refers to the minting of coins and is the perfect condition as they have just been made - no blemishes!
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Philshoz » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:24 am

Rugby is played on a pitch, the ball and players go to the GROUND!! Not the floor, :banghead:
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Re: Things I hate

Postby thechimp » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:15 pm

CRUISE SHIPS

a billion gallons+ of shit a year dumped into the ocean,

all the garbage (ground down to one inch) dumped at sea, a free for all beyond the 3 mile limit

every time i see an ad on fb, i add a comment, all the replies say it is'nt true....yeah, give my regards to davy jones's locker..
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Re: Things I hate

Postby Chris F » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:44 pm

Where else would the shit go?
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