blondie saying hello!

[chillili]

Hello guys,

I am 24yo female living in London and I'd like to meet some new people here since a lot of my friends have recently moved out of London. To keep it short, I used to live in Holland and had some surfing lessons agessss ago. I would like to meet some people who surf/are able to help me to start. I am more than open to travel around UK or other European spots for some surfing fun.

If any of you would like a new friend let me know, haha.


xx

[roberdy]

Moved over to this forum as its the right place for it!

[Poo Stance]

Hi. I'm off to surf N Devon tomorrow if you wanna come with. Leaving in the night to get there for sunrise. I'm close to junction 10 on the M25. Let me know if you want to come along. Coming back on Wed after sundown. Staying in Ilfracombe hostel for £12.50-15 pppn.

[ATTMFKH]

Hey Poo - how's things getting that ankle bracelet the police gave you under your wettie

[Chris F]

Hi. I'm off to surf N Devon tomorrow if you wanna come with. Leaving in the night to get there for sunrise. I'm close to junction 10 on the M25. Let me know if you want to come along. Coming back on Wed after sundown. Staying in Ilfracombe hostel for £12.50-15 pppn.

That patter - sooooooo smoooth.

[Poo Stance]

Hey Poo - how's things getting that ankle bracelet the police gave you under your wettie

Total piece of piss. These new ones they have are so slim you hardly even know they are there. The only problem so far has been shorting the damn thing when I get it wet. Last time I went for a surf they called the coast guard to my last known location. There I was having a few nice waves when the feds turn up in a boat and pull me out the line up, arresting me in my wetty in front of everyone because they thought I was trying to skip bail and swim to France. How embarrassing

Anyway, the police are not pressing charges anymore. Something about proving consent and witness intimidation. Happy dayz, they even gave me my medication back. Still working on getting my name off the sex offenders register, who'd have known an innocent game of school streaking would cause so much trouble

[ATTMFKH]

^^ Tee Hee Mug on it's way

[chillili]

Hey Poo - how's things getting that ankle bracelet the police gave you under your wettie

Total piece of piss. These new ones they have are so slim you hardly even know they are there. The only problem so far has been shorting the damn thing when I get it wet. Last time I went for a surf they called the coast guard to my last known location. There I was having a few nice waves when the feds turn up in a boat and pull me out the line up, arresting me in my wetty in front of everyone because they thought I was trying to skip bail and swim to France. How embarrassing

Anyway, the police are not pressing charges anymore. Something about proving consent and witness intimidation. Happy dayz, they even gave me my medication back. Still working on getting my name off the sex offenders register, who'd have known an innocent game of school streaking would cause so much trouble

you are a keeper, aren't you?

[Philshoz]

Send her some flowers Poo..............

Watch out, he's only after your wettie!!

[Poo Stance]

I'll never live that down now will I? My wetty stealing days are over, it's no fun when they just leave them laying around. It was always the challenge of getting the owners out of them I loved. Tends to cause a scene nowadays with all the crowds

Chili - Strange, was wondering the exact same thing about you...

In all seriousness though, I'm CRB clean so if you wanna go for a surf let me know. You missed out the last two days, Saunton looked like a dream if you're learning to surf.

[chillili]

:lol: I'll never live that down now will I? My wetty stealing days are over, it's no fun when they just leave them laying around. It was always the challenge of getting the owners out of them I loved. Tends to cause a scene nowadays with all the crowds

Chili - Strange, was wondering the exact same thing about you...

In all seriousness though, I'm CRB clean so if you wanna go for a surf let me know. You missed out the last two days, Saunton looked like a dream if you're learning to surf.

I actually am..

And in all seriousness I might be in those ends next month so I might contact you then, even though it might be my last trip...ever

[ATTMFKH]

^^ clowns mask ....check
gaffa tape ........ check
shovel ........check
bible ......... check

Have a nice trip

[chillili]

^^ clowns mask ....check
gaffa tape ........ check
shovel ........check
bible ......... check

Have a nice trip

starting to sound like suicidal mission.

[JayP]

^^^^^ ha ha ha!! Brilliant!!
I see love is blossoming already!! lol

Just a thought - Have you checked out the london surf club? Not been myself but met a girl in Costa rica who raved about it and have been meaning to pop along to one of their nights sometime soon. They often meet up near Tottenham court road so if you're local to that area might be a good way to meet like minded surfers who live in glorious London town! Good luck with it (and with the blossoming msw romance of course! )

[chillili]

JayP thanks! I want to go to their next meeting, I think they meet monthly. So maybe i'll see you there

[Boy Blunder]

Hello

Im down by folkestone so only 40mins away by train, not often big waves, but if theres grass on the pitch, play ball! Just jump on the train in your wettie, with your board. Im sure you wouldnt get any funny looks
Also could be heading to north devon soon for the weekend, got access to a flat for free there, and your enroute. So its a faily cheep weekend Happy Days!! Let me know if you could be interested...

[Philshoz]

Hello

Im down by folkestone so only 40mins away by train, not often big waves, but if theres grass on the pitch, play ball! Just jump on the train in your wettie, with your board. Im sure you wouldnt get any funny looks
Also could be heading to north devon soon for the weekend, got access to a flat for free there, and your enroute. So its a faily cheep weekend Happy Days!! Let me know if you could be interested...

POO POO ! watch out, someone is trying to muscle in on ya gal.............

[Boy Blunder]

Hello

Im down by folkestone so only 40mins away by train, not often big waves, but if theres grass on the pitch, play ball! Just jump on the train in your wettie, with your board. Im sure you wouldnt get any funny looks
Also could be heading to north devon soon for the weekend, got access to a flat for free there, and your enroute. So its a faily cheep weekend Happy Days!! Let me know if you could be interested...

POO POO ! watch out, someone is trying to muscle in on ya gal.............

Just trying to be friendly! No need for that haha

[chillili]

Hello

Im down by folkestone so only 40mins away by train, not often big waves, but if theres grass on the pitch, play ball! Just jump on the train in your wettie, with your board. Im sure you wouldnt get any funny looks
Also could be heading to north devon soon for the weekend, got access to a flat for free there, and your enroute. So its a faily cheep weekend Happy Days!! Let me know if you could be interested...

POO POO ! watch out, someone is trying to muscle in on ya gal.............

Come on, he knows my heart belong to him...but he is not getting my weitsuit

[Chris F]

Come on, he knows my heart belong to him...but he is not getting in my weitsuit

fixed

[Poo Stance]

I'm sure there's enough love to share around for all.

In fact I'm so certain I've started my own meetup group...

www.meetup.com/londonsurfswingers

Membership can be paid in wetsuits. Smelly old pissed in ones preferred. (so I can use them in my other group /londons&mparties.

Chillili, at the risk of loosing you forever. Have you tried the London Surf Meetup group? Unfortunately I was kicked out (totally innocent). They actually have meet ups in town so you have a psychical relationship with an actual person. Not just a cyber one with a degenerate.

[chillili]

I'm sure there's enough love to share around for all.

In fact I'm so certain I've started my own meetup group...

http://www.meetup.com/londonsurfswingers

Membership can be paid in wetsuits. Smelly old pissed in ones preferred. (so I can use them in my other group /londons&mparties.

Chillili, at the risk of loosing you forever. Have you tried the London Surf Meetup group? Unfortunately I was kicked out (totally innocent). They actually have meet ups in town so you have a psychical relationship with an actual person. Not just a cyber one with a degenerate.

Should I dare and ask why were you kicked out?

I didn't know about that meet up group, will check it out. Thank you

[Chris F]

Should I dare and ask why were you kicked out?

he formed a splinter group.

http://www.londonsurfclubbigwaveteam.com/

(their sponsorship so far only includes acquiring a tow rope)

[Poo Stance]

^^^ hey. We've got a handle for the rope too now.

It was stipulated as part of the court order that I had to leave the group. Partly for the safety of the other members but mainly as part of my wetsuit obsession rehabilitation

Na...In all honesty I don't actually know. I posted up twice offering lifts to the surf. Due to the nature of surfing i didn't commit to a time or place, more like "surfs good in the next few days not sure where I'm going, anyone want in?..." I think they said I wasn't being sincere and was messing the members around. No one had actually agreed to come surf with me tho so not sure really what happened. Was very upset at the time as a) I really needed to share fuel, and b) I don't handle rejection well

...You won't leave me will you Chillili? ...

[chillili]

Come on, he knows my heart belong to him...but he is not getting in my weitsuit

fixed

[chillili]

...You won't leave me will you Chillili? ...

I won't leave you, but only because I value my life too much and I am not sure what would happen to me if I left.

[Poo Stance]

That's my girl Finally someone who understands us.

I'm still keeping your room locked though.

[Boy Blunder]

Feel i didnt stand a chance here youth of today are never given time to shine... ah, snooze ya loose haha
Think Poo wants your suit more than i do Think he may hunt me down and thinks he may kill me if i got it anyway.

[Poo Stance]

Hey BB. like I said there's more than enough love to go around. Plenty of space in my dungeo... spare room for one more, especially since we buried our last guest. And I'm sure Chillili would love a brother to play with. You guys would look so cute dressed in Ma & Pa's old wetsuits.

[Boy Blunder]

Yeah that would be cute Would hate the idea of you getting jealous, or aroused for that matter. So i would probably give it a miss. But thanks for the offer haha


Edit** Wait Read that slightly wrong...hmmmmmmm